#3
I love that they left their car there. What a pack of idiots.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
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#5
What you don't realize is that the giant lesbian lives in there.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#7
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almost killed *THE* poor thieves

Fixed, and kinda ironic... seriously, wouldn't you destroy someone who got into your house to take all your stuff? Poor thieves my *Random Body Part*! they got what they deserved!
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Not. Cool.


Found this amusing:
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#8
All of them are lousy shots.
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#9
truly a damn shame that the guy shooting at them was a piss poor marksman.
#10
It said in the comments about 1500 mexicans crossing the american border and killing some american troops.

The americans then sent some troops into mexico and a sgt. was killed or wounded.

What a bunch of dirty mexicans!
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#11
I swear a ton more came out than went in?




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#12
Crap.
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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#13
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I swear a ton more came out than went in?

It's their breeding grounds.
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#14
The rogues' Stealth levels obviously weren't at 3. They shoud've used Vanish.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#15
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I swear a ton more came out than went in?



I noticed that too...I was sitting here counting them haha.
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#16
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The rogues' Stealth levels obviously weren't at 3. They shoud've used Vanish.


lol. nice
#17
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The rogues' Stealth levels obviously weren't at 3. They shoud've used Vanish.

but how can you vanish when there's death and decay on the floor?
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#18
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I swear a ton more came out than went in?

4 COME IN, 8 COME OUT
#19
They replayed the part when they ran out, the first time had narration, the second time it had the sound.

Did you not notice, the people were IDENTICAL, and did the EXACT same thing the second time?
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#20
Full story:

Incredible home invasion caught on camera

Feb 12, 2009 08:17 AM

A homeowner, alerted of an impending home invasion by his security
cameras, arms himself and takes matters into his hands last Thursday
when four armed suspects attempt to break into his home.

The video the owner caught is incredible.. You see a vehicle pull up,
and four men run out. One of them is carrying what appears to be an
AR-15 or M-16, a weapon which could be fully automatic.

The robbery happened last Thursday in broad daylight at a home on
West
Vande Loo Street. All the action was caught by the homeowners outdoor
surveillance system.

"The victim was able to get back inside his house, close his door,
semi barricade it, reach for [a] weapon that was easily accessible,"
says Pima County Sheriff's Deputy Earl Gieron.

The homeowner shot at the suspects. He even put a bullet through the
windshield of the suspects car, which is also caught on camera. The
four men retreated and took off. All of them remain on the run.

Sheriff's officials say the homeowner has surveillance cameras
installed all around his house.

Dep. Gieron says, "That was just for his own security."

People living in the neighborhood heard all the gunshots, and saw the
aftermath. Some stray bullets even hit a home across the street.

One man says, "I was asleep around noon Thursday, and heard
gunshots."

Lawrence Cruz lives down the street from where the attempted home
invasion happened.

"I am very watchful where we live and I think everybody has right to
defend their property," says Cruz.

Detectives did find the suspect's vehicle at a home near Cardinal and
Valencia, but the four men are still on the run.

One of the suspects has been identified as 23-year-old Jesus
Mendivil.
It's believed he was shot in the arm.

The three other men are all described as Hispanic males between 17
and
25-years-old.

Anyone with information is asked to call 88-CRIME