#1
I'm sure this hasn't been done. So yeah..

Windhoek - A German aristocrat is scheduled to appear in court in Namibia on Thursday on suspicion of killing scores of endangered mountain zebras. Christian Prinz zu Hohenlohe-Langenburg, 28, is alleged to have killed the animals at a private game reserve owned by his father 70 kilometres south-west of the capital Windhoek. The zebras were allegedly slaughtered between 2001 and 2005 and their carcasses buried on the farm. It was not clear whether they were used for meat or for their skins. A local farmer alleged the actual number of zebras killed by zu Hohenlohe totalled several hundred. Police and Namibian wildlife protection officials had merely dug up 193 as a sample, Namibia's German-language Allgemeine Zeitung reported on Wednesday. Under Namibian law, hunters may only kill eight mountain zebras a year, provided they have a permit. Zu Hohenlohe's father Max Gottfried Prinz zu Hohenlohe-Langenburg bought the farm in 1982. The farm was declared bankrupt earlier this year. The case will be heard in a magistrate's court in the town of Rehoboth. Mountain zebras are native to south-west Africa. There are two subspecies of mountain zebras. The equus zebra is endangered and the equus zebra hartmannae is threatened.


Poor Zebras



Who would hurt one of these creatures?

(and yes, I realize there was a recent thread about a man being raped to death by a Zebra.)

So what's the pit.. What is the Zebra Slayers sentence?
#4
For each zebra that he slayed, he should get slayed.

That's him getting slayed 193 times.
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80 million cows are slaughted every year. Why don't those farmers go to jail aswell?
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#6
Is slaying zebra's illegal?
Holy moly!
*Buries zebra corpses in the garden*
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80 million cows are slaughted every year. Why don't those farmers go to jail aswell?


They aren't as pretty.
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Aww

Bastard, I hate sport-hunters >=(
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[quote="'†[Posessed"]†']Aww

Bastard, I hate sport-hunters >=(

I hate german aristocrat douchebags
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80 million cows are slaughted every year. Why don't those farmers go to jail aswell?

Cos' zebras are sexy.
#13
^FOOL!!! Everyone knows those are used to cut down the largest tree in the forest.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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