#1
woo hoo! i am nineteen today rah rah rah, only problem is its my first one away from my parents and where i dont get any presents this year oh well still one year older i guess
Hello Will You Be My Freind?
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i knocked a girl up once but thank the lord it died inside her

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Guitar-guy69 your the best

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my penis floats when its in the water so it always looks hard

Hello my name is guy i like my women naked and aroused lol
#3



hope you likes it!
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+1 to carcass255, he knows funk will lead the way


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Pies? You're the drunk one!
#4
Aw! Happy Birthday!

Now go out with your mates and get drunk!


Edit: Added beer (and scary lady)
Last edited by zhilla at Feb 12, 2009,
#5
Happy birthday, I remember my 19th, just don't do what I did and regret it the next morning!

Anyway, your present is this
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#6
now go get amazingly ****ing smashed!
Its simple really:

show me yours, and I'll show you MINE
#7
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hope you likes it!


why does something tell me thats a picture of a DEAD hamster/guinea pig!?
Its simple really:

show me yours, and I'll show you MINE