#1
Hey I need ideas! What shall I get my ex for her b'day, bear in mind I am still mad about her lol but she doesn't feel the same way..
If anyone says dick in a box I will rip their eyes out and skull f*ck them
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#2
Dick in a box. I've been waiting for this moment all my life.
Lord knows I'm weak, won't somebody get me off of this reef...
#3
I think you should get over her.

You aren't dating. Spend the money on yourself.
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#4
Kill one of her pets, then give her it's raped corpse. I gaurentee she'll come running back to you... Or phone the police, but we all have to take risks in life
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#5
Quote by lee 31392

If anyone says dick in a box I will rip their eyes out and skull f*ck them


You must have an incredibly tiny wang to be able to fuck an object as small as an eyeball.
#6
Quote by faultyy
Kill one of her pets, then give her it's raped corpse. I gaurentee she'll come running back to you... Or phone the police, but we all have to take risks in life


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Hello, mother leopard. I have your cub. You must protect her, but that will be expensive. 10,000 cola nuts, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box. I'll be the hyena, you'll see.
#7
Give her the back of your hand.
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#8
Or you could have sex with her mother and videotape it, edit it with some weird french sounding music and add a red/orange hue to the video, then present it to her as an artistic masterpiece, inspired by her. Also you should do a DVD comentary and add some grainy deleted scenes.
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis