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#1
Since valentines is coming up finish this poems for lulz or actually try and get romantic.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Screw this poem,
lets get to my room.


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Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#4
That's awesome man, lol.

Roses are red
Violets are funky,
Get on your knees
And suck my monkey.

Last edited by Splashed at Feb 12, 2009,
#6
Roses are red
Violets are blue-ish
If it weren't for Jesus
We'd all be Jewish!
E-married to ilikepirates

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How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#9
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You look like a cow...
So get on your knees and say moo?

I fail so hard
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Yes, my mom walked in on me getting my carrot skinned.

So I freaked out and flipped the vegetable tray.

There was ranch everywhere.


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^^Too bad I can't do this in real life
#10
Quote by entity0009
Roses are red, violets are blue,
ZOMG I HAD AIDS
And now you do too.


lmao!

my mate used this one to dumpp his girlfriend:

roses are red
violets are blue,
ive become a man
and so have you
#12
Roses are red
Violets are Blue,
Do you know just how much
That I love you

:P That's a tad corny but if it rings your bell, feel free.......................It probably won't ring it
#13
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your look young,
i have something for you.

Saw it on 4chan, im going to hell now


Quote by Spoonman69
Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#14
Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
I can't rhyme,
I'm also pretty useless at rhythmic structure.
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#15
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Now Let's Go Get Sum BBQ And Get Busy!
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I took a shit out my grandma's back garden and blamed it on the dog....

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#16
if ur gf has hairy pits

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I Shave my pits
And so should you
#17
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems don't rhyme
So....you know, they don't flow

EDIT: ^ SOB....
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#18
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Will you **** me now or should I keep talking?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I just did your mom...
( Your nan was involved too )
Originally Posted by Demon Wolf
one dream of mine is to play baroque and roll.

i dont quite know what it is, but i assume it involves plenty of harpsichord solos and medieval chanting.


#20
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Roses are Red
Violets are blue
All my base
Are belong to you.

Ah yes, this one was always one of my favorites too.
E-married to ilikepirates

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How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#23
Quote by ljmx90
if ur gf has hairy pits

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I Shave my pits
And so should you

You shave your pits?
#24
Roses are grey
Violents are grey
I'm dead and colorblind.


(Cookie for reference)
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when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#25
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop screaming now
or i'll ****ing kill you!
#26
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have chlamydia,
And now so do you...
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#27
Roses are purple,
Violets are yellow,
Man these shrooms are good!
Originally Posted by Demon Wolf
one dream of mine is to play baroque and roll.

i dont quite know what it is, but i assume it involves plenty of harpsichord solos and medieval chanting.


#28
i used this the other day

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Sugar is Sweet
And I Hate You
#30
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
WARRGH AAARGH SATAN
I do LSD, so should you.
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#31
roses are red
violets are blue
i though it was a horse
until it went moo
#33
Roses are red
Violets are purple

Think about it
Fender Tele
Breedlove SM20
Cort M800

Peavey Classic 30
Roland Microcube

Digitech RP250
Digitech Bad Monkey
#34
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poems write YOU
ERADICATE THIS DISEASE



Because it's killing me.
#35
Roses are red,
Violets are VIOLET!
It says it in the name ffs!

and

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Unless youre three years old or colourblind,
You probably know that already.
Originally Posted by Demon Wolf
one dream of mine is to play baroque and roll.

i dont quite know what it is, but i assume it involves plenty of harpsichord solos and medieval chanting.


#36
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poems write YOU


FKN EPIC!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I raped your cat.
Sorry.
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#37
ok another involving rape..

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bend over now
So I can butt rape you!
#40
Quote by benjo48
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Now Let's Go Get Sum BBQ And Get Busy!



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