#1
ok well valentines day is coming up and i have money problems....

so the question here is, what can you do for your girlfriend with little/no cash on this god damn day?
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#4
Man, I know how you feel.

I don't have money issues, but I just paid 50 goddamn dollars for a small box of chocolates, for my girlfriend.

Worse than christmas
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#6
Just spend the day with her and tell her how happy she makes you (if she does). Also she should understand your situation of not having money. If anything be all mushy V-day and get her a present afterwards.
#7
You play a guitar (I can only assume). Learn "Hey There Delilah". Play/sing it for her. Then do the nasty.
#8
Step 1: Cut a hole in the box.
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#10
it doesn't have to be expensive, but it should have the right thought behind it. at the very least get her a card and flowers/a single red rose.

there are tons of little books about love etc. which you can find in the humour section of any decent bookstore and shouldn't break the bank. maybe she'd like that?
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#11
Make her a terrible and yet adorable card. The harder it looks like you tried the more she'll like it.

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He should get a heartshapped box.
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#13
Step 3. Make her open the box
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#16
this thread has awesome timing.


on topic, take her for a nice walk, then make her something nice to eat, listen to classical music, and then sex her up.
#17
I have money issues too. .

Im hoping playing her a few of her favourite love songs along with a song I wrote for her will work
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this thread has awesome timing.


on topic, take her for a nice walk, then make her something nice to eat, listen to some classic funk or jazz, and then sex her up.


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#19
I swear the dick in a box thing is way over done.
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#20
Look, if you're stuck for ideas on a romantic gift for your girlfriend, have a candle-lit picnic. If it gets too cold, just do it inside. Worked like a charm last year, and better than just getting chocolates or whatever.
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#21
get some photos of the two of you, stick them in a book and give it to her. It doesn't matter if you don't have loads of photos either cos you can tell her that the both of you can add to it in the future. She'll dig that
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No...never had sex to Let's Get it On? That's some good lovin' right there...
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