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#1
Well some guy at work told me about this thing but all i was able to remember was that some powerful bankers and politicians wanna kill off 5 billion ppl and dominate the world and create a single government WHAT???!

Lol sounds pretty ridiculous, im not gonna say its fake but it sounds unreal.

ur thoughts???
#2
What ever your on...

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#4
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/New_World_Order
The New World Order is a vast and ancient global conspiracy that ultimately aims to unite the world under Neo-Nazi type governments.... actually, no one knows what form their hypothetical government will take. Originally it was called just the World Order but that wasn't good enough for conspiracy theorists so they threw in the word "New" to make it sound better as part of a new age marketing hype that seems to be working now. The New Order was formed after the fall of the Ian Curtis. It will probably be dictatorial with free trade and three branches of government that we will call democracy but actually will only exist so we look good. Fascist yea, but no one cares because it's going to kick ass. Whatever their government will look like, it is certain that they will attain power by encouraging drug use, sexual promiscuity, sexual deviancy, Christianity, free market economics, and nuclear warfare. They will kick your ass should you plot against them. Unfortunately, while this stuff was considered terrifying to 18th-century people, it is pretty mundane by 21st-century standards (a recent USA Today-Fox News poll showed that 63% percent of people don't find any of this particularly frightening, and would actually find any New World Order government a refreshing change of pace. Except non-Aryans would have a tough time fitting in...)


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#9
I used to have an N.W.O Tshirt....


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#10
I prefer the BWO on ECW...Blue World Order.
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#12
The 'New World Order' is a phrase bandied about by moron conspiracy theorists who call themselves 'Socialist' without knowing what it really means, believe 9/11 was caused by mutant lizards from outer space posting as the British royal family, wear T-shirts bigging up Stalin and masturbate to pictures of Che Guevera. Clear?
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The 'New World Order' is a phrase bandied about by moron conspiracy theorists who call themselves 'Socialist' without knowing what it really means, believe 9/11 was caused by mutant lizards from outer space posting as the British royal family, wear T-shirts bigging up Stalin and masturbate to pictures of Che Guevera. Clear?

huh?
#14
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The 'New World Order' is a phrase bandied about by moron conspiracy theorists who call themselves 'Socialist' without knowing what it really means, believe 9/11 was caused by mutant lizards from outer space posting as the British royal family, wear T-shirts bigging up Stalin and masturbate to pictures of Che Guevera. Clear?


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#15
It's already happening.

The idea is a one world banking system, and one world religion. Sounds good right? Well it would be if it weren't for the government putting RFID chips on everything (yes, including people, it's already been talked about). I've worked with RFID chips myself, and you can put them on anything from clothing to bees. It's been said that RFID chips in humans could possibly be the Mark of the Beast. Basically with radio waves, television subliminal messaging, and RFID chips, America is going to be turned into a bunch of government zombies to be sacrificed to Lucifer (think Holocaust). I'm just explaining it very quickly, but it's a large complicated system designed to enslave us without our even knowing.

There's strangely a large amount of information that proves this idea, even in the Bible itself. A lot of events are relating.

Who really knows, but just think for yourself. Why couldn't it happen?

I personally have no real opinion either way, but my friends and I have guns and supplies just in case
#16
It's a Global Conspiracy to Give each and every person on the planet **** spiders. As locusts fly from your dick. we will invade your home and steal every knick-knack you own. We will then compile them in a pile, to be shot at the moon, which of course we never landed on, and at Elvis, who of course never died.


You like our plan, no?
#17
Ok so that was a really horrible explanation. But look at what's already going on. All of Europe has the "Euro", and rumors are that the US will join with Canada and Mexico to form some sort of North American Organization and will instate the "Amero". Credit Cards have practically formed a one currency system of invisible money, so it wouldn't take much to expand on that idea
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It's already happening.

The idea is a one world banking system, and one world religion. Sounds good right? Well it would be if it weren't for the government putting RFID chips on everything (yes, including people, it's already been talked about). I've worked with RFID chips myself, and you can put them on anything from clothing to bees. It's been said that RFID chips in humans could possibly be the Mark of the Beast. Basically with radio waves, television subliminal messaging, and RFID chips, America is going to be turned into a bunch of government zombies to be sacrificed to Lucifer (think Holocaust). I'm just explaining it very quickly, but it's a large complicated system designed to enslave us without our even knowing.

There's strangely a large amount of information that proves this idea, even in the Bible itself. A lot of events are relating.

Who really knows, but just think for yourself. Why couldn't it happen?

I personally have no real opinion either way, but my friends and I have guns and supplies just in case

You're ****ing retarded. Stop trying to trick him, my description was the closest to what we're planning. Bloody thundercunt.
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this...

the only NWO I've ever heard of (seriously, never heard of NWO anywhere outside of wrestling).
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It's already happening.

The idea is a one world banking system, and one world religion. Sounds good right? Well it would be if it weren't for the government putting RFID chips on everything (yes, including people, it's already been talked about). I've worked with RFID chips myself, and you can put them on anything from clothing to bees. It's been said that RFID chips in humans could possibly be the Mark of the Beast. Basically with radio waves, television subliminal messaging, and RFID chips, America is going to be turned into a bunch of government zombies to be sacrificed to Lucifer (think Holocaust). I'm just explaining it very quickly, but it's a large complicated system designed to enslave us without our even knowing.

There's strangely a large amount of information that proves this idea, even in the Bible itself. A lot of events are relating.

Who really knows, but just think for yourself. Why couldn't it happen?

I personally have no real opinion either way, but my friends and I have guns and supplies just in case


Ahhhh.. Nice rant but no.
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Sorry? How exactly am I a troll? The 'New World Order' is a conspiracy theory based on pure paranoia.
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Sorry? How exactly am I a troll? The 'New World Order' is a conspiracy theory based on pure paranoia.

You're attempting to detract him from our real plan.
Do it again and I will rip out your throat, use it to fap, cum on your face, and then shove it back up your rape-hole
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You're attempting to detract him from our real plan.
Do it again and I will rip out your throat, use it to fap, cum on your face, and then shove it back up your rape-hole


...that...should not have given me an erection...
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#24
Do any of you have evidence against it? You're just saying "oh that's dumb madcow lol", which is mighty funny, because that's the very idea. You people are getting emotionally upset over an idea. I'm just just trying to give the man a different opinion, from someone who kinda feels like my government does not have my best intentions in mind.

Obama talked about forming a mandatory Civilian Police force for males 18-25 where you have to serve for 3 years, guarding America, against what? It's own people!

Obama is also talking about getting rid of guns. Probably will never happen, but if it did, how are we going to fight back against an oppressive civilian zombie police force, oh wait, you couldn't!

Parts of this nation have ALREADY been under martial law for various reasons (haven't researched it enough to know exactly why)

Do you honestly think the government shares EVERYTHING it does? They let us know what we want to know.

This is just an interesting subject to TALK about, but no, none of this stuff has taken effect. I wish you people would calm down and think with your mind (you really do still have one) and don't judge me, I'm only a messenger to inform. The man asked what the NWO is, and so I inform from my opinion, which isn't any better or any less creditable than any of yours.
#25
So....is this NWO thing gonna happen?? % wise, which is more likely ...not happening or happening IYO
#26
Is this the same thing as the illuminati, because if it is then there is a possibility of it being true. im not saying that I think it is, but look at the current economic climate, especialy in Britain. All the rich people get richer, while the poorer people get screwed over time and time again through low class culture which has been created by the upper classes to "keep us in our place".
Fir example, in the recession which we currently face, the top bankers get rich when the economy is thriving, but when the economy collapses they do **** all except apollogise to us. YEAH IM SURE THATS HEARTFELT.
I seriously hate those capitalist cunts who expect us to believe that it is your own fault that you have a low paying job.
End of rant, but just completed a course in sociology and it really opened my eyes.
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Is this the same thing as the illuminati, because if it is then there is a possibility of it being true. im not saying that I think it is, but look at the current economic climate, especialy in Britain. All the rich people get richer, while the poorer people get screwed over time and time again through low class culture which has been created by the upper classes to "keep us in our place".
Fir example, in the recession which we currently face, the top bankers get rich when the economy is thriving, but when the economy collapses they do **** all except apollogise to us. YEAH IM SURE THATS HEARTFELT.
I seriously hate those capitalist cunts who expect us to believe that it is your own fault that you have a low paying job.
End of rant, but just completed a course in sociology and it really opened my eyes.


So when are we going to do something about it?
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Do any of you have evidence against it? You're just saying "oh that's dumb madcow lol", which is mighty funny, because that's the very idea. You people are getting emotionally upset over an idea. I'm just just trying to give the man a different opinion, from someone who kinda feels like my government does not have my best intentions in mind.

Obama talked about forming a mandatory Civilian Police force for males 18-25 where you have to serve for 3 years, guarding America, against what? It's own people!

Obama is also talking about getting rid of guns. Probably will never happen, but if it did, how are we going to fight back against an oppressive civilian zombie police force, oh wait, you couldn't!

Parts of this nation have ALREADY been under martial law for various reasons (haven't researched it enough to know exactly why)

Do you honestly think the government shares EVERYTHING it does? They let us know what we want to know.

This is just an interesting subject to TALK about, but no, none of this stuff has taken effect. I wish you people would calm down and think with your mind (you really do still have one) and don't judge me, I'm only a messenger to inform. The man asked what the NWO is, and so I inform from my opinion, which isn't any better or any less creditable than any of yours.

No, your opinion is inferior. It's an opinion yes. But contrary to popular belief, opinions are not created equal. Besides, my Dad is ILKC, I know this stuff. Your the first one we're sicking the spiders on.
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So....is this NWO thing gonna happen?? % wise, which is more likely ...not happening or happening IYO


It's basically...

0% happening
100% not happening

Because it's complete balls.
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It's basically...

0% happening
100% not happening

Because it's complete balls.

i r socilist fk capitolism i herd its gay lol also EXPLAIN THE MOVIE ZEITGEST WATCH IT ND ULL CHANGE UR MIND BCOZ ITS THE TRUTH

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#31
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So when are we going to do something about it?


We arent, or at least thats what they want. But seriously, when was the last time anyone stood up against the opressers?
People like those who protested in Tainamen Square do not exist these days, nobody is willing to give their whole life to a cause tht may not be resolved within their lifetime, I certainly am not, maybe its because I have been too brainwashed to do anythong about it, or whether its the fact that I believe that protesting will get us nowhere because the time where we could have made a difference has passed.
Take a moment to think, and I mean literally. If someone approached you on the street and said that they were attempting to get volunteers to march against the upper class/ government due to their tyranical ways, would you say ok? of course not, you would think they were weird, because that is what you have been trained to think like, so as not to cause any trouble to those in power. Think from school days, you have been taught to be a non-hassle conformist, from when the teacher told you to "sit still and dont interupt" until you have a job and are told not to think for yourself because someone else is payed more money to think for you.
We, the working/middle class have absolutley no power, even if we vote someone into the government they still want the same thing, power and money for themselves.
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i r socilist fk capitolism i herd its gay lol also EXPLAIN THE MOVIE ZEITGEST WATCH IT ND ULL CHANGE UR MIND BCOZ ITS THE TRUTH


OMGZ J00 R SO RITE!!! FCK CAPITOLITOLITOLISM ND FCK BUSH YEAAAAA!!!!!

Seriously...New World Order isn't real, guys.
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I apologize for being so ignorant. Besides, my Dad is ILKC, I know this stuff. Your the first one we're sicking the spiders on.


What is ILKC? I bet your dad's in on it all.

Seriously. When the banks crash (they will) people are going to panic and run like sheep to the nearest pen, where big brothers going to have a nice big smile on his mouth before he kills us for food.

People are going to follow whoever has a plan that sounds good at the time, and it doesn't even have to sound that good, no ones going to think twice about it. It's a lot like these bailout plans, no body thinks "hmm...I wonder whats going to happen to the value of a dollar after we go printing off all this money" The dollar's at 77.5 Euros now. The only market that's doing well is China (anyone surprised?)

No body thinks anymore. You people aren't even thinking anymore. You're just "no madcow, it cannot be, this idea blows my fragile, shallow, mind to tiny little pieces"
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We arent, or at least thats what they want. But seriously, when was the last time anyone stood up against the opressers?
People like those who protested in Tainamen Square do not exist these days, nobody is willing to give their whole life to a cause tht may not be resolved within their lifetime, I certainly am not, maybe its because I have been too brainwashed to do anythong about it, or whether its the fact that I believe that protesting will get us nowhere because the time where we could have made a difference has passed.
Take a moment to think, and I mean literally. If someone approached you on the street and said that they were attempting to get volunteers to march against the upper class/ government due to their tyranical ways, would you say ok? of course not, you would think they were weird, because that is what you have been trained to think like, so as not to cause any trouble to those in power. Think from school days, you have been taught to be a non-hassle conformist, from when the teacher told you to "sit still and dont interupt" until you have a job and are told not to think for yourself because someone else is payed more money to think for you.
We, the working/middle class have absolutley no power, even if we vote someone into the government they still want the same thing, power and money for themselves.


I was always the hyper, do whatever the **** I want type of kid that ended up in the office practically everyday. High school was a little better and then it's not so bad in the workplace, but it's as if trouble follows me around. My mom wouldn't be able to count the amount of time she had to come to the school because of me not doing whatever the teachers asked. Not everyone thinks passively on issues like you think we have been taught to.

The French stand up to their government whenever thye feel it's warranted, and just recently people protested that police killing over in Greece.

You'll see when the scale loses complete balance and those in middle class can no longer afford to live, that's when we will do something about it. Humans are notorius for leaving things until they can't be left any longer.
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. It's a lot like these bailout plans, no body thinks "hmm...I wonder whats going to happen to the value of a dollar after we go printing off all this money"


The bailout plans don't involve printing off more money...
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What is ILKC? I bet your dad's in on it all.

Seriously. When the banks crash (they will) people are going to panic and run like sheep to the nearest pen, where big brothers going to have a nice big smile on his mouth before he kills us for food.

People are going to follow whoever has a plan that sounds good at the time, and it doesn't even have to sound that good, no ones going to think twice about it. It's a lot like these bailout plans, no body thinks "hmm...I wonder whats going to happen to the value of a dollar after we go printing off all this money" The dollar's at 77.5 Euros now. The only market that's doing well is China (anyone surprised?)

No body thinks anymore. You people aren't even thinking anymore. You're just "no madcow, it cannot be, this idea blows my fragile, shallow, mind to tiny little pieces"

The I love Kitties Club.

Alright, since simple trolling can't seem to get you to shut up with your overly retarded theory, let's have a civil debate, shall we? How about you propose some evidence for your claim.
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I was always the hyper, do whatever the **** I want type of kid that ended up in the office practically everyday. High school was a little better and then it's not so bad in the workplace, but it's as if trouble follows me around. My mom wouldn't be able to count the amount of time she had to come to the school because of me not doing whatever the teachers asked. Not everyone thinks passively on issues like you think we have been taught to.

The French stand up to their government whenever thye feel it's warranted, and just recently people protested that police killing over in Germany.

You'll see when the scale loses complete balance and those in middle class can no longer afford to live, that's when we will do something about it. Humans are notorius for leaving things until they can't be left any longer.


No, the middle/working class will always be looked after just enough so as not to rebel, ie they will always have enough money to have a decent holiday once a year and a decent car and job. Lets face it, thats all the majority of people want, especially as you get out of your teens and realise that life isnt a box of chocolates. The people who are in control are not stupid, no matter what you think, they can control us however they like. For example, if Obama said tomorrow that France was harbouring Osama Bin Laden aswell as other top priortiy fugitives who were planning to attack America, do you not think that the majority of Americans would support an invasion? Of course they would, because they have been brought up to be patriots, who will defend their land no matter who the enemy is, desite all the contray evidence. Their president who they "voted for" has told them and therefore the info must be correct.
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The flesh that lived and loved will be eaten by plague
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#38
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The bailout plans don't involve printing off more money...



Check my recent threads, I have one on this for Britain.
We'll be washed and buried one day my friend
And the time we were given will be left for the world
The flesh that lived and loved will be eaten by plague
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No, the middle/working class will always be looked after just enough so as not to rebel, ie they will always have enough money to have a decent holiday once a year and a decent car and job. Lets face it, thats all the majority of people want, especially as you get out of your teens and realise that life isnt a box of chocolates. The people who are in control are not stupid, no matter what you think, they can control us however they like. For example, if Obama said tomorrow that France was harbouring Osama Bin Laden aswell as other top priortiy fugitives who were planning to attack America, do you not think that the majority of Americans would support an invasion? Of course they would, because they have been brought up to be patriots, who will defend their land no matter who the enemy is, desite all the contray evidence. Their president who they "voted for" has told them and therefore the info must be correct.

....Would the fact that France would nuke the **** out of them not persuade them otherwise
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The term "new world order" has been used to refer to a new period of history evidencing a dramatic change in world political thought and the balance of power. The first Western usages of the term surrounded Woodrow Wilson's Fourteen Points and call for a League of Nations following the devastation of World War I. The phrase was used sparingly at the end of the Second World War when describing the plans for the United Nations and Bretton Woods system, in part because of the negative association to the failed League of Nations the phrase would bring. In retrospect however, many commentators have applied the term retroactively to the order put in place by the WWII victors as a "new world order."
The most widely discussed application of the phrase of recent times came at the end of the Cold War. Presidents Mikhail Gorbachev and George H.W. Bush used the term to try to define the nature of the post Cold War era, and the spirit of great power cooperation that they hoped might materialize. Gorbachev's initial formulation was wide ranging and idealistic, but his ability to press for it was severely limited by the internal crisis of the Soviet system. Bush's vision was, in comparison, much more circumscribed and pragmatic, perhaps even instrumental at times, and closely linked to the Gulf War. Perhaps not surprisingly, the perception of what the new world order entailed in the press and in the public imagination far outstripped what either Gorbachev or Bush had outlined, and was characterized by nearly comprehensive optimism.

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