#1
Once I puked on a kitten. I hated that kitten, and it was stupid enough to try to drink from the toilet while I was blowing chunks.

Only rule: use a different synonym for 'vomit' in your post. Do not repeat the ones that have already been used. With a little creative thinking and the internet we should be able to make it at least three or four pages. I just used four, I put them in bold (except the one in the title, obviously).

Go!
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#2
Quote by Sid McCall

Only rule: use a different synonym for 'vomit' in your post. Do not repeat the ones that have already been used. With a little creative thinking and the internet we should be able to make it at least three or four pages. I just used four, I put them in bold (except the one in the title, obviously).

Go!

You're not the boss of me
*leaves thread*
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#3
All over my keyboard after reading this stupid thread
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#5
Quote by Karvid
You're not the boss of me
*leaves thread*

man, he threw up on a kitten.

that pretty much makes him the boss of all of us.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#7
what kind of psycho hates a kitten??
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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#8
I chundered on my balls
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