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#1
so mum thought there were mice in her room....
and last night she put a trap out and caught one by the tail..
it tried to run back into the heating vent, and the trap obvoiusly wont go though the heating vent so it was just hanging there

so mum got me to get it out....
and basically its sitting on the front lawn with its tail going through the heating vent, and the trap on the other side

mum wants me to kill it, but im not going to ****ing step on it like she suggested

so what the hell should i do!!!!!


TL;DR: theres a mouse half trapped in a trap and mum wants me to kill it,
but how?
#3
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#4
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#8
Just put it outside on the street with the trap taken off.

You don't need to kill it if it's not in your house anymore.
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#9
i here what your saying with the shopvel thing

but its still in the plastic thing that covers the hole where the heating vent is.......cause if i open the trap itll just run away....and theres no way its getting away..........so i cant be bashing the heating vent with a shovle....

any other suggestions...
#10
shovel through the neck.

rest the blade tip on its head, and jump on it.

mouse no more.


or... you can just take it to the neighbors place and take the trap off... its just a mouse
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#11
Shovel, hammer, screwdriver, chainsaw, machine gun. In that order.

I think the machine gun alone would do the job, but it's more fun with the first four options.
#12
Just let the damn thing go. It's not a rat, it's a mouse. A tiny, cute, defenseless mouse. Take it away from your house and let it go.
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Just let the damn thing go. It's not a rat, it's a mouse. A tiny, cute, defenseless mouse. Take it away from your house and let it go.

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#19
Seriously speaking, with a plier you can grab the neck and break it with just one move, that is the fastest way I know, it is not nice to do it, but on the other hand, how killing could be nice? Anyway, I know this method because we used in the Galapagos Islands (where I was as a volunteer) to erradicate rats and mouses from small islets.

This is also a clean method.
#20
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Play it the Arctic Monkey's discography, and then kill it.

It'll think you're doing it a favour.

This.
#22
i just went a few houses down...let it go....

it was nowhere near what i thought was going to happen

i let it out and it stubbled realllly slowly away........and then i walked it down the footpath lol
basically just walking after it and it running away......

and then i flicked it into a drain

i expected it to dart away etc

but nope.....it hadly had a tail and had no idea what the **** was going on

so no more mouse.....


i dunno why i never thought of letting it go in the first place....

suppose i didnt want it coming back
#23
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i just went a few houses down...let it go....

it was nowhere near what i thought was going to happen

i let it out and it stubbled realllly slowly away........and then i walked it down the footpath lol
basically just walking after it and it running away......

and then i flicked it into a drain

i expected it to dart away etc

but nope.....it hadly had a tail and had no idea what the **** was going on

so no more mouse.....


i dunno why i never thought of letting it go in the first place....

suppose i didnt want it coming back


You fucked his tail and left it there for almost a half hour...

Why would it want to come back?
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#24
i didnt realise how ****ed it was before i let it go

but i was mistaken

i really didnt want to kill it.....so im glad i didnt


has anyone got any stories of when you had to deal with huge spiders or mouse or anything of the like?

like one time when i was like 9 mum got me to suck a huuuge hunsman up with the vaccum........
it was pretty crazy/scary
#26
Roundhouse kick to the face!
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i didnt realise how ****ed it was before i let it go

but i was mistaken

i really didnt want to kill it.....so im glad i didnt


has anyone got any stories of when you had to deal with huge spiders or mouse or anything of the like?

like one time when i was like 9 mum got me to suck a huuuge hunsman up with the vaccum........
it was pretty crazy/scary


Your mum needs to grow a pair, she got a 9 year old to do something because she was too scared?
#29
Get a friend to liberate him from the trap you wait on the other side with a box or something, get the mouse on the box and the leave him in a field or something, don't kill the little guy.


If you kill it Esther is going to rape you.
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#31
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Play it the Arctic Monkey's discography, and then kill it.

It'll think you're doing it a favour.

I fully agree.
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#33
If you don't want to, don't.

If you do want to, hold it by the tail and give its head a good whack off something, that's how us scientists do it
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#34
rape it... and with some luck, you will split it in half
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#36

The vents, you say?
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#37
Let it escape.
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#40
get something that you can use to quickly catch it, then let it go... and do whatever you'd like (take it far away and let go, put a mouse trap in the box, etc.)
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