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#1
Rigged may not be the right word.
Basically, list lyrics, or parts of a lyric, probably just a stanza or so, that makes you feel perverted or is perverted.
They may have made you a bit heated up, or made you go "ew" like a 9 year old.

For example, because Jimmy Page himself was a very perverted man as he loved to use the word "penis" as an insult very frequently, according to Chris Dreja from the Yardbirds, led Zeppelin songs are packed with sexual references.

"Ah, ah, child the way you shake that thing, gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting"

"I'm gonna give you every inch of my love"

"Squeeze my lemon til the juice runs down my leg"

Urgh, don't use them during sex, seriously
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#3
'I'll be fuckin and suckin and touchin,
fuckin and suckin and touchin,
fuckin and suckin and touchin,
fuckin and suckin and touchin...
It's Mother's Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay'
RULE BRITANNIA
#4
To finger paint is not a sin
I put my middle finger in
Your monthly blood is what I win
I'm in your house now let me spin


RHCP - Purple Stain
I'm dancing in the moonlight
It's caught me in its spotlight
Dancing in the moonlight
On this long hot summer night


Martin D-28
#5
"IIIIII CUUUUUUM BLOOOOOOD!"

Now that we got that out of the way, I have no idea. Masturbating the War God?
Sworn enemy of the private investigator.
#6
Sex machine guns- Tabetai Nametai Kikenchitai

食べたい なめたい 危険地帯

literal translation

I wanna eat wanna lick your danger zone
#7
"Her hand went for my throat
As I began to choke
Honey shoot your load!"

-AC/DC-Ballbreaker

"Let me put my love into you babe
Let me put my love on the line
Let my put my love into you babe
Let me cut your cake with my knife"

-AC/DC-Let Me Put My Love Into You
#9
I want a lot more profanity,
And a lot less virginity.
So take those clothes off,
And show me what you're made of!

(Issues - Mindless Self Indulgence)
#10
Knuckle deep inside the borderline.
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.
Relax. Slip awaaaaaaaay.
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[O.¬] - WTF?
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#12
Panties 'round your knees
With your ass in debris
Doing that grind with a push and squeeze
Tied up, tied down, up against the wall
Be my rubber made baby
And you can do it all
FALKIRK

We'll win something someday

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#13
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Sex machine guns- Tabetai Nametai Kikenchitai

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literal translation

I wanna eat wanna lick your danger zone

... yeah I know that song
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#15
Elbow deep inside the borderline
Show me that you love me and that we belong together
Shoulder deep within the borderline
Relaaax. Turn around and take my hand.

Stinkfist - Tool

One of my favourite ever tool songs, and I think I listened to it over 100 times before I even really listened to and realised the lyrics.
#17
"Hit me baby, one more time"


That bitch knows her place
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#18
Quote by skaterskagg1
ooh, you touch my tra la la.


ooooh, my ding ding dong
Noooo!!!!!
My gay friend would say that all the time and try to molest me.


Anyway - "Closer" - NIN

"You let me violate you.
You let me desecrate you.
You let me penetrate you.
You let me complicate you.

Help me; I broke apart my insides.
Help me; I've got no soul to sell.
Help me; the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself.

I want to fuck you like an animal!
I want to feel you from the inside!
I want to fuck you like an animal!
My whole existence is flawed.
You get me closer to God.

You can have my isolation.
You can have the hate that it brings.
You can have my absence of faith.
You can have my everything.

Help me; tear down my reason.
Help me; it's your sex I can smell.
Help me; you make me perfect.
Help me become somebody else.

I want to fuck you like an animal!
I want to feel you from the inside!
I want to fuck you like an animal!
My whole existence is flawed.
You get me closer to God.

Through every forest, above the trees.
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees.
I drink the honey inside your hive.
You are the reason I stay alive. "
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


WARNING: I kill threads.
Last edited by evening_crow at Feb 13, 2009,
#19
Quote by Shane0s
One of my favourite ever tool songs, and I think I listened to it over 100 times before I even really listened to and realised the lyrics.


Glad to knwo I'm not the only one that took a while to realise it was a song about anal fisting
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#20
The Rolling Stones - Start Me Up

"If you start me up
If you start me up Ill never stop
If you start me up
If you start me up Ill never stop"

"Ive been running hot
You got me ticking gonna blow my top"

"Spread out the oil, the gasoline
I walk smooth, ride in a mean, mean machine"

"My eyes dilate, my lips go green
My hands are greasy
Shes a mean, mean machine"

"You, you make a dead man cum
You, you make a dead man cum"
FUNNY?!
#21
Quote by StewieSwan
"Hit me baby, one more time"


That bitch knows her place




Pretty much the whole of I Want to Party on Your Pussy by RHCP.

EDIT: Not my favourite, I thought of it because it's just.. bad.

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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TURN OFF YOUR MIND RELAX AND FLOAT DOWNSTREAM

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My God, this must be the smartest/greatest guy ever.
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#22
Quote by evening_crow


Anyway - "Closer" - NIN




This, even though it's supposed to be about heroine.
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#23
Quote by Abunai X
This, even though it's supposed to be about heroine.

You also get groped by your gay friend!?!

Oh...

Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


WARNING: I kill threads.
#24
Quote by evening_crow
You also get groped by your gay friend!?!

Oh...






Yes.
XIAOXI
#25
Who the **** can go past this Led Zeppelin verse

Sitting round singing songs til the night turns into day
Used to sing on the mountains but the mountains washed away
Now Im singing all my songs to the girl who won my heart
She is only three years old and its a real fine way to start.
Oh yeah!
Wear the eye patch Bret, Wear the Funky Funky eye patch...


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#26
"Coz baby we'll be, at the drive in, in Grandma's wheelchair!"
Talk Dirty To Me - Children Of Bodom's version.
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“This is ridiculous; my job is to sit here and do this bloo-loo-loo-loo, bloo-loo-loo-loo” - Paul Gilbert on sweep picking.
#27
what do i have to do to get inside of you?

hoobastank - inside of you
#28
Mr. Bungle - Mr. Nice Guy

There's nothing that I wouldn't do for you
Cause I'm pottie trained like a great dane
Have a nice day
Incubus in disquise. Lord of the flies
A pile of shit dressed up to appetize
The main course - degredation a La Mode
You accept the invitation
I know how to treat a lady
I'm a fountain of love like Christ
So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls
Eagerly you suck it down like a pig in a toilet
In a vacuum in a tornado in a black hole
Turbulent Whirlpool
Like Yin and Yang the doggie is my best friend
I think I need a foxy terrier
With a capital T that rhymes with D
That stands for Derriere
To bark for me and keep me company
You look so nice
With your nose in the dirt
You're my puppy
Bend over and lick yourself
And when you sleep I'm sitting on your chest
Say it's a dogs life so you do what you gotta doo doo
Doggie bitch let me drill my own hole
I don't need a seed to drill my dickweed
I'm the one you want the one you get
shitsuckingbuttfuckingingnerd
I'm a sadist I'm a geek I'm a coprophagist
I shit you eat my poo you shit I eat your poo
I shit and infinite push-pull
hedonism trading furs
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours
Incubus Suck your butts
Like Dick and Jane the K9 method is fucking insane
Its love, it's dog, eat dog, eat dog!
With a capital D that rhymes with Tree
That stands for Pee-Pee
Your knight in shining armor
Aint no nice guy at all
I am the devil who's under the skin
I hide in the smile and aim for the Quin
God is my tactic and nature's my game
Forget all your opinions baby
Because I will always win...lesbian!
Fuck( blaa, blaa)
The ritual
I urinate chivalry instinctual
'cause I'm such a gentleman
You look so nice
With your nose the dirt
Fuing fuck fuck I'm tired fuck
It's all a game.
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#29
Quote by Abunai X
This, even though it's supposed to be about heroine.


WTF? Closer is obviously about sex... undeniably... watch the video if the blatantly sexual lyrics don't convince you.
#33
Pretty much the whole song, Big Bottom, by Spinal Tap

The bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin
The looser the wasteband the deeper the quicksand
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I wanna sink her with my pink torpedo...
There's my way and the wrong way.
#34
Time to swing a little melody
To make you all feel something sexually
And now we're gonna get it on in the groove
The groove that makes those smooth hips move
We are pumpin' that drivin' bad rhythm
To make those pretty little pussy lips schism
Kissum kissum kissum

In the mind is one design
To make you feel fine
Suckin' on mine with a 69
I'm inclined to funk, funk, funk, funk your brains out
Make her moan make her groan and make her shout
Push it all in and pull it all out
Pump that labia 'till it pouts

Sex Rap
Sex
Sex Rap
Sex

Open your legs to the sensual sound
Let the booty' bustin' beat pound your pretty wet mound
I can tell you're lovin' it like a horny bloodhound
Feel the bass,hump the ground
Just drop your knees and come unbound
And now you make your mouth to get on down

Our lustful notes will boil your blood
When they slither and slide on under your hood
Makin' me shoot my power packed pud
Like a wild lady lovin' a firehose stud
Causing what is known as a juicy wet flood
Gettin' it gettin' it gettin' it good

Sex Rap
Sex
Sex Rap
Sex

In my head, theres a hellified hum
I take to rubbin' her on the bum
Just a little on the tum
With my thumb i strum her plum
Start to make her orgasm
Tastes a little bit like oozing hot cum

Well i like to make her cum
To the rythm of the drums
Make cum, make cum, cum

sex rap by RHCP
amidoinitrite???
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#35
RHCP-Sir Psycho Sexy

A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God no that would be treason
Believe me Eve she gave good reason
Botty looking too good not to be squeezin'
Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
I'm a givin' 'cause she's the reciever
I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
Makin' her feel like an over achiever
I take it away for a minute just to tease her
Then I give it back a little bit deeper

[Chorus]
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met 1 time
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's the man

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

[Chorus]

Hello young woman that I love
Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
Hold me naked if you will
In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
I love you

Lay me down ....
Descending waves of graceful pleasure
For your love there is no measure
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me Lord to rock out naked
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
Lickety split go snap "snap"
Girl gettin' off all in my lap
The tallest tree the sweetest sap
Blowin' my ass right off the map
Ooo and it's nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while
#36
Master kiedas is rather a horney fellow isnt he
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#38
Nude Love - Master Shake

Alright, Alright
Ha
I Wrote this next one when I broke up with my girlfriend, cause I slept with her friend and then I dumped the both of them
And I think everyone can relate to the blues, like they had after I dropped them like two hot rocks

Nude Love
Moves over me
Like a storm
Before you were born
Nude Love
There something in your eyes,
And I re-A-Lize
In the sky

NUDE LOVE

Wait, hang on I got trouble with the G
Krankin-Smoking, here we go

Tapes available out in the parking lot
10 dollars for tapes
15 for CD
But drink ya coffee
And then see me, out by my hatch-a-back for copies
Nu-oooooooo-ude Love
#39
Theres quite a few by say anything

"i called her on the phone and she touched herself, touched herself, touched herself"

"when iiiiiii watch you
wanna do you
right where you're standing
right on the foyuer
on this dark day
right in plain view
of the whole ghetto"

etc

oh and

"molly connely just broke up with me over the revealing nature of the songs"

"...thanks to you i'll never get to have rough sex with molley connerly again"

love it.
#40
Quote by Dionietzsche
WTF? Closer is obviously about sex... undeniably... watch the video if the blatantly sexual lyrics don't convince you.


I've seen it. The song is about heroine, look it up in one of those song meaning sites if you don't believe me. It's not as meaning less as it sounds at first.
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