#1
Not sure what to give her, so i come to the pit.

Its either a nice box of chocolates or a chocolate rose

Make your pick!
#3
dick in a box
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#4
dick in a box

Mityedit: DAMMIT!!
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#5
Slap her and call her bi*ch...
Trust me she'll love you for showing off your muscels
#7
Chocolate rose? sounds ****...just take her out for a meal and get her a card



i recommend this for the card...its just an 'armless joke



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#8
Are those two not the same thing.

I mean come on, wouldn't she like a chocolate rose more than a square chocolate?
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#9
dick in a box,
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#11
dick in box
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#12
Punch her in the face, show her whos boss.

A real answer would be get her a present that you know she would appreciate, something personal to her.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#13
Cheap jewellry that looks expensive. It's saved my **** so many times
ohai little sig.
#14
Give her a Chinese Dragon. I.e, have a blowjob from her, and as soon as you cum, you hit her on the top of her head so the jizz comes out of her nostrils.
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#15
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i like this


You like dick in a box, eh?

Anyways,, I just drew something for the girl I'm surprising. It took me almost two feckin' hours, but it was worth it. Most girls really like it if you go 'the extra mile' and put some effort into whatever it is you're giving them. Just make sure it's something personal, not something anybody else would've/could've given her.
#16
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Give her a Chinese Dragon. I.e, have a blowjob from her, and as soon as you cum, you hit her on the top of her head so the jizz comes out of her nostrils.

That sounds like a mighty fine way to get orally castrated.
#17
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That sounds like a mighty fine way to get orally castrated.


Shh, TS will never know.
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#18
Give her a large bunch of flowers, with each flower containing a small box of chocolates, with each chocolate containing an item of diamond jewelry. That usually works for me
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#19
I just bought flowers a card. Cost me a WHOLE TENNER.

Thank god its only once a year. =]
#20
Give her one of those Roses thats a folded up thong
Talk about class! I got myself one...it feels good against my package...feels good man
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
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#23
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#24
Have some imagination. Get something personal. Don't ****ing buy chocolates and flowers, you lazy people.
#25
mmmmmmmm sounds like she'll love lashings of creamy cliche...

just give her the d1cking of a lifetime
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