#1
I work at a hotel with a Michelin star to its name.
The guide awards one to three stars to a small number of restaurants of outstanding quality. Stars are awarded sparingly; for instance, in the UK and Ireland 2004 guide, out of 5,500 entries, there are 98 with one star ("a very good restaurant in its category"), 11 with two stars ("excellent cooking, worth a detour"), and only 3 with three stars ("exceptional cuisine, worth a special journey")


I was there, at work, with a 12 foot long hose filling up a large water tank thing that boils water. And the young, female chef (she's 17/18) said "My, what a long pipe you have". She giggled and walked off.

I choked and couldn't think of a witty remark.I said something like "glarble".

The sous chef kept saying "mate, she's looking at you again ". And one of the many other chefs- shouted...

What did he shout? "He's got a girlfriend!"

Cunt

Bastard's going to be making me breakfast for a week
Last edited by Knackersacky at Feb 13, 2009,
#3
Engineer a situation where you can say "Nice buns/baps/melons"

Or alternatively "I'd love to try your fish course"
#5
what does the michelin star have to do with anything?

and you should have said "you think that's long?" and then whipped it out.
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#6
Well if she really was checking you out then go talk to her and tell her you're single (I'm assuming you actually are)

there's no real problem here, you could get a new woman and still get that breakfast.
#7
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then go talk to her


I agree with this. I can't stand flirting and innuendo, people should just talk to eachother IMO.
#8
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Engineer a situation where you can say "Nice buns/baps/melons"

Or alternatively "I'd love to try your fish course"


I think we're done here, to be honest with you.
#9
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what does the michelin star have to do with anything?

and you should have said "you think that's long?" and then whipped it out.

. Wanted to brag?

I should, but choked.

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Well if she really was checking you out then go talk to her and tell her you're single (I'm assuming you actually are)

there's no real problem here, you could get a new woman and still get that breakfast.

I'm not single. I'm in a long-distance relationship and planning to break up with my girlfriend. Clsose enough for rock 'n' roll?
#10
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Fail.

my thoughts exactly
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#11
Michelin star eh?

Does this chef happen to be Gordon Ramsay?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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No. But my boss has worked with Marco Pierre White who took over "Hell's Kitchen" from Ramsay.

Yeah I know MPW. He's also br00tal and taught Ramsay. And Ramsay is still doing Hell's Kitchen...in the US.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#15
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I don't get why the whole michlen star part was added

There was a reason but I've forgotten it now
Sorry, it's been a long couple of days.
#16
Dude....Don't cheat on P*** (blocked out name for secuirty reasons) and dont break up with her She's too lovely. And plus, you do have a long pipe or hose or whatever it was.
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#18
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why don't you just tell her you don't? (if you don't that is)

Because the chef was telling the truth
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Or alternatively "I'd love to try your fish course"

Epic win