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#1
http://www.kansas.com/news/story/697253.html

Geoffrey Stanford's teachers always tell him to read tests carefully.

Every sentence. Every word. Slow down. Make sure you understand what's being asked, and then proceed.

So while taking his state writing test last week, the East High junior saw something that didn't make sense: The word "emission" -- as in "the emission of greenhouse gases" -- was spelled "omission."



"Bitches don't know 'bout my perceptiveness"



Please share similar slow news days/who the fuck cares newsstories.
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#2
first.


lolololol


i saw that earlier. its pretty bad that nobody noticed that before they distributed the tests.
#3
Kansas is full of amazing news.

Did you hear the one about the wicked bitch of the west?

**** tease, nothing but a **** tease.
#4
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#8


STOP THE PRESSES! SOMEBODY MISSPELLED A WORD!
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#9
Well if Kensai says i.. it MUST be true..
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#10
And here I read that, just to read your bottom sentence.
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Kansas is full of amazing news.

Did you hear the one about the wicked bitch of the west?

**** tease, nothing but a **** tease.


Oh you mean Hillary? Hayoooo!

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And here I read that, just to read your bottom sentence.


Sorry man
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#15
Holy ****!!!!!!

why the hell would they do that!?!?!
omg!!!!!!!!

that kid saved the day by pointing out a miss-spelling
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#16
I'm sure there are other kids who also found the same mistake, and so are plotting to find this guy as he stole all of their fame.
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#18
Well i didnt know what to expect when i opened this thread but my face literally changed and my body froze. I read it again to confirm. How can someone notice something like that and them complain about it? I find this awesome. Ill try to pay attention for test errors. Them i might gain a void of it.
#19
I'd just like to point out that this article is featured on the front page of www.yahoo.com

Surely they're taking the piss.
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#20
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I'd just like to point out that this article is featured on the front page of www.yahoo.com

Surely they're taking the piss.


hahaha oh wow
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#21

I was hoping that there would be an amazing story about ol' Jeff taking down the standardized test system.
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#22
Man, other Ukers need to watch BBC Spotlight - the local news for the South-West. Nothing ever happens, apart from primary schools putting on shows and cows falling over.
NOPE.
#25
Quote by Kensai
I'd just like to point out that this article is featured on the front page of www.yahoo.com



Seriously!? What's next? Tonight on *insert network* Evening News, our top story, kid finds spelling error on test.

This has to be the slowest news day ever. I figured they would beat that plane crash story to death over the next week or two.
#26
Quote by Kensai
I'd just like to point out that this article is featured on the front page of www.yahoo.com

Surely they're taking the piss.
*checks the date*

Nope, not April First.
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#27
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Hayoooo!

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#28
lol I saw this on the front of yahoo news today when I got home from news and I lol'd so hard. This story made international news!
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#31
Oh wow, you know, every news story that comes from here is always bad or really stupid. Kansas gets so much **** on the news for dumb stuff. I remember last year there was a national news story after someone sprayed Coheed and Cambria's keywork symbol on the sidewalk in front of my building at school and people freaked out thinking it was some kind of satanic symbol and people were going to attack on 10.23.07 (the day their album came out). Apparently, according to national news, people didn't go to school because they were afraid of attacks that day (which I don't believe...I went to class that day and everyone was there).

Poor Kansas.
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#34
funny how proud the guy looks in the picture as well, i bet he can die happy now.
#35
Would've been great if the exam officials, or whatever they're called, turn around and say, "Aha, just testing ya."
#37
Grammar Nazis are everywhere
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