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#1
Why does Kerry King always wear sunglasses in interviews and other public appearances? Is he afraid he will not look as tough without the sunglasses, or just worried people might actually notice how stoned he looks?

The only thing worse is a singer or guitar player who wears sunglasses on stage. Absolutely pathetic.
#3
i wear my sunglasses at night so i can so i can watch you weave then breath your story lines.
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#4
Because he is a goober.


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#5
Go away, your god awful font makes me want to punch infants.
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That, or being absolutely broke - though you always find money for cigarettes, then end up even more broke.

so true ^.
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#6
Sunglasses = Talent?

I never got that particular memo...
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#7
Sunglasses are fucking awesome for all occassions and times of day, I bet you can't name any other device that allows you to stare down a woman's top constantly from one metre away without them noticing!
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#8
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Sunglasses are fucking awesome for all occassions and times of day, I bet you can't name any other device that allows you to stare down a woman's top constantly from one metre away without them noticing!

Exactly why I always wear them.
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#10
sunglasses=metal, nothing is more br00t4l than shielding your vision of light,
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#11
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Why does Kerry King always wear sunglasses in interviews and other public appearances?


cuz hes in slayer, he can do what he wants
Originally Posted by fatdanny
Also, check out Autopsy, the vocalist sounds like hes about to eat your grandmother while f
#12
Quote by rebeltildeth87
cuz hes in slayer, he can do what he wants


I suppose one morning he will wake up and decide he wants to be called K.K. instead of "Kerry King", because well as you say he can do as he wants. Same way Jennifer Lopez woke up one morning and decided she wanted to be called "J. Lo." and then people actually started doing it. Celebrities seem to get away with any kind of idiotic behavior, that would get ordinary people laughed out of town.
#13
We'll laugh you out of town if you're not careful.
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#14
nice
Originally Posted by fatdanny
Also, check out Autopsy, the vocalist sounds like hes about to eat your grandmother while f
#15
What the hell is it to you what the man wears? Jeez, he can wear sunglasses if he ****ing wants.

I'd also be really amused to see you say anything negative about him to his face.

I don't think anyone has ever looked more 'metal' than Kerry King without looking like a total plonker... the guy's cool, leave him alone. He can do what he wants.
“Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not be separated from the man”- Andres Segovia.
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Sunglasses are fucking awesome for all occassions and times of day, I bet you can't name any other device that allows you to stare down a woman's top constantly from one metre away without them noticing!

Does a chloroform soaked cloth count as a "device"?

Anyway, I have to post this every time Kerry King is mentioned.

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#18
^^ Lol wut.


I don't know what it is and what you've done to it but I find it disturbing... you're a sick ****er vermintide
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#20
Lol...
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Lol...
Dear TS Going through Nooberty...
You have to ride a few cocks before you're granted an opinion
its a mistake we all make
except me,who is infact perfect


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#22
Didn't you read the post cockface?
PERFECTION!

Now go make me a bowl of cocoa puffs before I have Ted Nugent eat your ****ing face off.
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Quote by Vermintide
Does a chloroform soaked cloth count as a "device"?

Anyway, I have to post this every time Kerry King is mentioned.


Wow is he wearing tights with leather chaps?

Now that is metal.
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#25
"Look, big sunglasses, not Emperor sunglasses. Big, big sunglasses. Very important. Always big sunglasses = cool band."

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Gawd. Everyone should know this...

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Didn't you read the post cockface?
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Now go make me a bowl of cocoa puffs before I have Ted Nugent eat your ****ing face off.


Btw, you = twat.
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#27
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#30
You do realize that your bad grammar adds irony to the already very long list of things wrong with your pretentious posts, right?
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#32
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You do realize that your bad grammar makes adds irony to the already very long list of things wrong with your pretentious posts, right?


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Humor,you donts.
#33
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Stop being a ****.


I almost caught you in the act of miserably failing to properly post a pic. Nice one. That's what you come up with instead?
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Yes,Awareness,I has it.
Humor,you donts.

I think he realised you were tryng to be funny...
#35
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I almost caught you in the act of miserably failing to properly post a pic. Nice one. That's what you come up with instead?


More or less.
Same message,minus a bald guy with Clark Kent glasses.
But either way.
I almost thought to say,"Stop being a ****,sir."
But that was entirely too much formality.
Feel free to add me as you lurk my profile though.
Don't be a stranger buddy.
#40
Quote by Sami Philadelph
More or less.
Same message,minus a bald guy with Clark Kent glasses.
But either way.
I almost thought to say,"Stop being a ****,sir."
But that was entirely too much formality.
Feel free to add me as you lurk my profile though.
Don't be a stranger buddy.

Alright, first of all you're reported. I suspect a troll.
Second of all, make some good, helpful posts and be recognised as a regular before you flame the regulars.
Third of all, take your own advice.
Fourth of all, we'll lurk as much as we want. If we dislike you and look at your profile, why do we want to be your friend?
Fifth of all, go post a meme in the Bus Stance thread, that's where all of that stuff is meant to go.
Sixth of all,
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