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12ft 2 in turd? I seriously doubt it.. but then again, it is a world record.


The biggest turd is about 5ft8 and we call it "Bono."

/ref.
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#4
I can't link to it...

But i found a website that was something about Naked World Records.

Yeah, they had some dumbass ****.
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#6
Pics or it didn't happen seems like a good meme to use now.
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The biggest turd is about 5ft8 and we call it "Bono."

/ref.


i agree
#10
MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED

Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991 (assuming U.S. pints, that’s roughly 0.8 L or almost a whole milk bag. Can you say gang bang? Can you say EEEWWW!!!). Gee, I wonder which cesspool of disease recently got named the AIDS poster child? That, and consider the possibility that she didn’t get “it” all down on the first “shot” and……..oh, never mind).


MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH

Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina (this, for the uniformed, is what one calls a loose, sloppy **insert vulgar label for female genitalia here**).


what a bunch of sluts
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#12
Guinness Book of World Records holds the records for being the book with the most records in it.
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#13
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MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED

Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991 (assuming U.S. pints, that’s roughly 0.8 L or almost a whole milk bag. Can you say gang bang? Can you say EEEWWW!!!). Gee, I wonder which cesspool of disease recently got named the AIDS poster child? That, and consider the possibility that she didn’t get “it” all down on the first “shot” and……..oh, never mind).


MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH

Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina (this, for the uniformed, is what one calls a loose, sloppy **insert vulgar label for female genitalia here**).


what a bunch of sluts



I find it curious that they are both from or in L.A.
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