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#1
Think about it. I'm going to protect my family with throwing knives when I grow up.

pros:

Badass as hell. (think about reading of a robbery stopped by throwing knives you'd think it was a ninja or something)
Don't have to keep loaded.
Kids won't blow their heads off with a knife.
Amazing intimidation factor.
Can double as a melee weapon

cons:

can't think of any aside from not being able to throw it as far as you can shoot a bullet.
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#2
They ARE cooler than gun since the detonation heats the gun.
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#3
Ever played the game XIII? At the very beginning there's a guy talking frantically on his cellphone outside this beach hut in the sunset and you get to whip a throwing knife right at the back of his head. So epic.
#4
Except there is always the 50% chance you hit with the dull end.
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#6
Or cutting yourself whilst throwing a knife.
Or missing completely.
Oh, and badguys can't catch bullets. but ninjas can catch knives.


Stoopid.
#8
Why don't you be a man and fight with ur fists?

haha naw, but knifes are alright...but they hurt though. WHy would you want to do that?
#11
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Or cutting yourself whilst throwing a knife.
Or missing completely.
Oh, and badguys can't catch bullets. but ninjas can catch knives.


Stoopid.


Well, I wouldn't miss, also I'm pretty confident I've seen a ninja catch a bullet.
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#13
Try throwing a knife effeciently after being woken up in the middle of the night...


Yeah. I thought so.
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funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#17
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Try throwing a knife effeciently after being woken up in the middle of the night...


Yeah. I thought so.


I already have it planned fool. I wake up and reach underneath my pillow as the rapist is running at me and he gets a knife in his forehead.
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#18
I can carry more bullets then you can knives.
I can shoot off a magazine before you throw three knives.
Knives take skill and lots pf practice, guns, not quite as much.
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#20
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F*ck yeah.

#21
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I already have it planned fool. I wake up and reach underneath my pillow as the rapist is running at me and he gets a knife in his forehead.

If he's a rapist, why use a knife to shank him? tee-hee...
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#22
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I can carry more bullets then you can knives.
I can shoot off a magazine before you throw three knives.
Knives take skill and lots pf practice, guns, not quite as much.


He said they're cooler, not more effective.
I think it's time for a change.



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#23
you could kill someone with a throwing knife in public and no one would hear the "shot"

with a gun you have to buy the silencing accessory which simply isn't cost effective.. you could use that money to buy more knives.
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#24
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you could kill someone with a throwing knife in public and no one would hear the "shot"

with a gun you have to buy the silencing accessory which simply isn't cost effective.. you could use that money to buy more knives.


Why would you *not* make people fear you?

...like Sonny Corleone said: *"The Godfather" quote involving guns, brains, and a vest*
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#26
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I already have it planned fool. I wake up and reach underneath my pillow as the rapist is running at me and he gets a knife in his forehead.

Why would he be running towards you? He'd just shoot you from afar and you'd probably miss if you threw a knife late at night in the dark besides Morningstar FTW
#27
you DO realize that accurate knife-throwing generally requires pre-determined distances, right?

but i suppose you could mark your walls with distance estimates, and calculate the approximate distance to your attacker's forehead by triangulating his position in relation to the markings on the walls, your distance in relation to the walls, and the height of his forehead. in the dark. before he shoots you.

do it! for your family. it'd be a shame to let your genetic material go to waste.
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#28
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#29
They don't possess huge amounts of stopping power...

You know its not like the movies right?
People don't get knocked down and killed by throwing knives...

He will probably pull the knife out and slit your throat before you can throw the second..
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#30
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pros:
Badass as hell. (think about reading of a robbery stopped by throwing knives you'd think it was a ninja or something)
Don't have to keep loaded.
Kids won't blow their heads off with a knife.
Amazing intimidation factor.
Can double as a melee weapon

cons:
can't think of any aside from not being able to throw it as far as you can shoot a bullet.

And now let's consider the pros and cons of guns:

PROS:
You can use it more than once before you have to run and go pick it up when you miss.
Kids won't slice their fingers off with a gun.
Amazing intimidation factor.
Can double as a melee weapon.
Doesn't need sharpening.

CONS:
Can kill way more people than a fucking knife. Oh, wait a minute...
#31
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And now let's consider the pros and cons of guns:

PROS:
You can use it more than once before you have to run and go pick it up when you miss.
Kids won't slice their fingers off with a gun.
Amazing intimidation factor.
Can double as a melee weapon.
Doesn't need sharpening.

CONS:
Can kill way more people than a fucking knife. Oh, wait a minute...


actually, a gun alone is useless. Well I guess you could use it as a blunt weapon.
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#32
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actually, a gun alone is useless. Well I guess you could use it as a blunt weapon.


stick a bayonet on that bad boy, if it's a rifle, and you've got a "throwing knife" with a handle several feet long! hell, you wouldn't even need to throw it! a simple *poke poke* and your biggest concern now is how to get intestine juice out of the carpet.
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#33
throwing knives are next to useless in actual combat situations, even with training it would be very hard to hit a moving target, especially if they where running towards or away from you.
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#34
I like how everyone jumps on me as if I say they are more useful. I was joking good god. I'm just saying a throwing knife is alot cooler than a gun. They aren't actually more efficient. If they were more efficient the military would use throwing knives. Good god I'm not a moron.
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#35
accuracy?
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#36
It's true. I'd take a HUMILIATION!!!! over a HEADSHOT!!! any day.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#38
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Never bring a knife to a gunfight


They should add unless you're a jedi to the end of that phrase.
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#39
Well what are you going to do when the knife is stuck in his arm and he shoots your f0cking face off
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#40
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They should add unless you're a jedi to the end of that phrase.

Silly man Jedi use lightsabers not knifes
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