#1
Now, it's not good to laugh at the misfortune of others, but, if they didn't want us to know, they wouldn't post about it anonymously online.


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Some of these are just priceless.

#18551
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years.

#21600
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand.

#18143
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious.


Wow.... just wow. The things you find online.


Discuss.
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#2
Rofl
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#3
1: ouch

2: HA HA HA HA

3: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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#4
theres a HUGE thread on this already
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#6
Old, man.


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#8
#17179
Today, I went onto UG to see the same thread that has already been done!, I was so like Searchbar noob. FML
#9
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#17179
Today, I went onto UG to see the same thread that has already been done!, I was so like Searchbar noob. FML


ha! i see that you have learned how to read minds. i was going to post something EERILY similar...
#11
Oh, come on. The fourth one of these?
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#12
I Made This Thread The Other Day

F*ck You

Use The F*cking Searchbar You Frickin Idiot!