#1
in these unsure times with the economic crisis and global warming and whatnot, i feel we should all do something to help out others in our community. so what do you do?

my daily acts of community service are:

1. when I'm shopping in the fruit section, i pick out all the deformed fruits so that other people don't have to buy them as a last resort. deformed fruit included a banana that was 2 bananas that had been grafted together and an apple that was missing a core so it just had a 2cm hole going through the middle.

2. when i go into a public toilet and i see a little piece of **** caked onto the side of the bowl, even though it's not mine, I'll try and piss it off. now i know some of you are thinking "well thats all well and good, but what if that ****s caked onto the bowl pretty good huh?" well at least i can loosen it up a little bit, so the next guy can come along and Finnish the job.
#2
I throw my rubbish in the bin....

SuperEDIT - HAHAHA I just read your post TS, you're a funny guy.
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#3
Your taking the piss aren't you.

I help my community by taking down the chav population.
#4
theres a ton of things i'd like to do that would really benefit the community.

but the methods would probably be considered as inhumane, psychotic or disgusting.

but nothing would solve the cities homeless, unemployment, public park shanty town, and drug problem faster than a hobo bonfire.
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#5
See what you did thar!
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#6
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at least i can loosen it up a little bit, so the next guy can come along and Finnish the job.


Is there a pun here that I'm not getting?

Anyway, I steal from the rich, keep it, and kill the poor.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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#7
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theres a ton of things i'd like to do that would really benefit the community.

but the methods would probably be considered as inhumane, psychotic or disgusting.

but nothing would solve the cities homeless, unemployment, public park shanty town, and drug problem faster than a hobo bonfire.


True dat! I always see homeless people pissing people off around here on 'A News'.
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^ you are wise


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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#8
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Is there a pun here that I'm not getting?

Anyway, I steal from the rich, keep it, and kill the poor.


John mcain? is that you?
#9
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John mcain? is that you?




Muhahaha...
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#11
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#12
I kill people for money.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#13
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I kill people for money.


I'll give you $10 to kill keith richards
#15
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I'll give you $10 to kill keith richards


How? You think I haven't tried?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#16
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How? You think I haven't tried?


i thought it was obvious, SILVER BULLETS
#17
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I'll give you $10 to kill keith richards


You can't kill him, he's immortal. He's danced in the blue flame.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#20
I clean the local playground for 20 quid, paid every two months...

Yeah, it pretty much sucks. Plus it's wasted on the stupid little chavs who just muck it up again
#21
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I contribute my awesomeness to the community.


arrogance will only get you so far...
#22
In supermarkets I tidy the selfs to make them look nice.. Like stack things so there even, whilst my mum choose which brand of dishsoap to buy.

I also ACTUALLY use litter bins

I shout at people driving whilst on there mobiles

I shout at people who dont pick up dog poop

My band entertains every Thursday at open mic sessions

I help out at local gigs, working on the door.
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#23
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In supermarkets I tidy the selfs to make them look nice.. Like stack things so there even, whilst my mum choose which brand of dishsoap to buy.

I also ACTUALLY use litter bins

I shout at people driving whilst on there mobiles

I shout at people who dont pick up dog poop

My band entertains every Thursday at open mic sessions

I help out at local gigs, working on the door.


you, are the king of kings
#24
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I'll give you $10 to kill Keith Richards


Blasphemy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any way, even silver bullets don't won't you need a adamatium diamond alloy bullet.
#25
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you, are the king of kings

All for our err.. wonderful....


community
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#26
i don't reproduce. that's something we should all be thankful for.
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#27
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i don't reproduce. that's something we should all be thankful for.


Sigged man funny ****.
#28
I buy lots of snack foods at wal*mart to keep others from getting obese
PM me for newts
#29
I actually work for a community support project, organising things like litter picking, clearing gardens, visiting retirement homes and keeping people company, free gift wrapping/mince pies at christmas, football tornaments in council estates, free parties/musical entertainment in community centres etc...
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#31
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in these unsure times with the economic crisis and global warming and whatnot, i feel we should all do something to help out others in our community. so what do you do?




i don't kill the people in it.
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#32
I'm the village drunk.
Yeah, now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

Help me to live.


I make custom guitar wiring harnesses and I'm pretty damn good at it!
#33
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So, TS, Arj Barker fan are we?

I am as rude as possible to everyone I meet.



I was gonna call that
#34
I hate you, you stole Arj Barker jokes.
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#35
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2. when i go into a public toilet and i see a little piece of **** caked onto the side of the bowl, even though it's not mine, I'll try and piss it off. now i know some of you are thinking "well thats all well and good, but what if that ****s caked onto the bowl pretty good huh?" well at least i can loosen it up a little bit, so the next guy can come along and Finnish the job.


Seriously dude, I'm fucking crying here I laughed so hard, I do the same thing.

#36
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Your taking the piss aren't you.

I help my community by taking down the chav population.


You must be a local hero

I've helped out at a lot of local events, so I've done my bit
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