#1
im going to attempt baking a french macaron tml morn, but in where i live (southeast asia) macarons are not readily available.

what i want to know is: is a macaron supposed to feel crispy like a cookie or soft like small cupcake?

it would really help a lot if i know this so that when i completely screw up i'll be aware that i did.
#2
If it's a french macaron it's supposed to be soft and weak. It surrenders in your mouth.
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#3
Like a jaffa cake.

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#12
they're tasty. light, fluffy, so sweet they're almost syrupy. Now I'm hungry...
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I thought it said Macron. Like the little line above vowels. Too much Latin.
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#14
macron is also a foodtype. yes people (including myself) commonly mix up macarons, maccaroons, macrons and, sometimes, macaroni.