#1
So, i bought my friend a single pink rose for Val Day...
I think it looks like crap....but i already paid ten bucks for you so..ya

Does it matter that it looks like crap? or just that I got it for her?

We have mutual attraction, we just arent dating yet..
#3
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Doesn't giving a pink rose mean you want to be her gay best friend?



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#5
Just say "I want you to have this one rose and no other." Then give the rose to her and wear a shirt that says rose on it. I have bad ideas.
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#6
Rred
Red roses are the traditional symbol for love and romance, and a time-honored way to say "I love you." The red rose has long symbolized beauty and perfection. A bouquet of red roses is the perfect way to express your deep feelings for someone special.
Pink
As a symbol of grace and elegance, the pink rose is often given as an expression of admiration. Pink roses can also convey appreciation as well as joyfulness. Pink rose bouquets often impart a gentler meaning than their red counterparts.

You should have gone with a red rose.
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#7
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#8
put the rose head on your penis and make her find it.
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You should've gotten a white rose, kept it in water coloured with blue food dye for about 2 days. Blue rose FTMFW.


Or he could have made it poka dotted. You can do this with wax
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Just say "I want you to have this one rose and no other." Then give the rose to her and wear a shirt that says rose on it. I have bad ideas.

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#14
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Now that is a cool idea.

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If you're really careful and have an extremely sharp knife you could also probably cut a smiley face into the rose. Kind of like a jack o lantern but happier.
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