#1
So, what do I do?

My original plan was:

Get up, legally download porn. Drive to the airport, buy an air ticket to the US using my credit card, and then buy myself a gun. Enlist in the army, then desert and flee back to Europe. Buy stocks, get married and adopt a child. Vote in the elections, or form my own political party. Hire a prostitute, who is in fact underage, and therefore I abuse a minor in the process. My day ends with me going to jail, smuggling in alcohol and cigarettes, and consuming them legally.
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#3
Why would you download porn when you can watch for free on the internet?
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#4
Sounds like a plan. Fancy some ghey sex while you're at it? I'll be waiting.
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#6
Sounds good.
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#7
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Why would you download porn when you can watch for free on the internet?


Fine, legally watch porn on the internet.
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#8
you better rest up, the fun starts at midnight.
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#10
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Sounds good.


idk why but i LOLED readin this post
#11
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Fine, legally watch porn on the internet.


You should also start drinking too.

Oh wait..
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#16
I had mine last week, I just bought porn and cigarettes (legally) just because I could.
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#18
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Sounds like a plan. Fancy some ghey sex while you're at it? I'll be waiting.


I'm all in for a gay sex threeway.
#19
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Might want to rape a raccoon too.

We all know how that ends..
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^^Too bad I can't do this in real life
#20
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I'm all in for a gay sex threeway.


Ok, but as the last one in you have to be the pig in our magical spitroast of joy. We'll play some nice music for you, though.
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#21
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Ok, but as the last one in you have to be the pig in our magical spitroast of joy. We'll play some nice music for you, though.


Can haz gaytrain tiem?
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#22
Have a moment of silence for all the 15 y/o highschool girls you can no longer legally have.
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#23
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Ok, but as the last one in you have to be the pig in our magical spitroast of joy. We'll play some nice music for you, though.


Sounds good!

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Can haz gaytrain tiem?


Gaytrain FTW!


...And in seriousness and on topic of the thread, TS, do as much stuff as you can tomorrow. It's so awesome turning 18 and being able to do things you couldn't before. When I turned 18, I bought a pack of cigarettes at midnight, bought some porn later on, and went to a strip joint.
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#24
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Sounds good!


Gaytrain FTW!


...And in seriousness and on topic of the thread, TS, do as much stuff as you can tomorrow. It's so awesome turning 18 and being able to do things you couldn't before. When I turned 18, I bought a pack of cigarettes at midnight, bought some porn later on, and went to a strip joint.


I totally forgot about this...
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#25
Im 18 one week today!!!!

I'm guna be having people round my house, then taxi it into town. Legally get into places, legally buy alcohol. And get mashed
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#26
I got up, fapped to legally downloaded porn, bought some fags and beer, drank the beer, went to school, finished at 12, was in the pub by half past. Then I went to another pub and someone carried me home at about 3am. Then I was up at half 7 for school the next day...
#29
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Can haz gaytrain tiem?


Gaytrain is officially leaving the station, get aboard! Choo-choo!

I don't really remember my 18th, I remember my 19th much better because it was an epic night out.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#30
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you forgot buying a lottery ticket.


You can't buy a lottery ticket 'til your 18? I got one for my 16th birthday ... suprisingly I lost.
#33
wow thats eventful.. on my 18th i just went and got hammered in Poole.. i think it was Poole, i was down that way anyway, i wish i'd thought of doing all that.
#34
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You can buy Lottery tickets at 16...


hmm, I think you're right actually.
#35
Happy birthday dude!
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#36
You should deffinately go drinking. I've just got back from an 11 hour drinking spree in town, didn't leave the last club untill we got kicked out at 6am. If you can do something like that your birthday will be a great success!
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