#1
So all my friends are busy this half term for various reasons so I'm basically stuck in the house on my own for a week. What stuff other than video games, internet, music, fapping, raping, cumming blood etc etc should I do to prevent me getting bored?
Last edited by Jake™ at Feb 14, 2009,
#2
guitar?
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#3
take up snooker
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#4
uh...........life ? you know ? stuff you do OUTSIDE your house ?
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#5
See how many emergency services you can get to turn up at your house at the same time... Or kidnap somebody's children and see if you can avoid being found out and sent to prison... Or if you want to play on hard do both at the same time
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#7
Guise, I mean stuff that I can do with stuff I have in the house. I already mentioned guitar and I don't have a snooker table or the means to buy one. All my friends are busy this whole half term so going out isn't really an option, also I have no money. I don't want to get arrested and I don't want to get drunk on my own.

Think outside the box, cos I sure as hell can't.
Last edited by Jake™ at Feb 14, 2009,
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take up snooker


This, and follow the Welsh Open.

And you don't need to own a snooker table, just go to your local club.
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Guise, I mean stuff that I can do with stuff I have in the house. I already mentioned guitar and I don't have a snooker table or the means to buy one. All my friends are busy this whole half term so going out isn't really an option, also I have no money. I don't want to get arrested and I don't want to get drunk on my own.

Think outside the box, cos I sure as hell can't.


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#11
Going out with the gf, playing guitar, sleeping in till late

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Guise, I mean stuff that I can do with stuff I have in the house. I already mentioned guitar and I don't have a snooker table or the means to buy one. All my friends are busy this whole half term so going out isn't really an option, also I have no money. I don't want to get arrested and I don't want to get drunk on my own.

Think outside the box, cos I sure as hell can't.


Being drunk on your own is great. Sort of. In my own little world...

The simple answer is make more friends.
#13
No one said masturbation... I'm appalled.
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#15
Read books, watch films and documentaries. Revise for school, have a relax.
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#16
I'm going to be working because I don't get a half-term. Darn kids and their rick 'n roll music.
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