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#1
Right, this is gonna sound really awkward.
But I haven't been for a loaf in like, 4 or possibly 5 days, reason? I have no idea, I just haven't, and now I have bad stomach cramp and want to flush it out, but I don't want the messy and long job of unblocking the house toilet, so any fast action methods you guys have? (Like, 1/2 hours)
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#2
Prune juice, and don't hold back. Chewing 3 packs of sportlife gum in 30 min will also do the trick.
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#3
Laxatives.

Or you could get someone to jump on your stomach first.
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#6
Lots of fiber.
Fruit.
now.
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#7
A plunger would do the job.
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#8
Laxatives you blundering fool.
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#12
..No laxatives in the house, looks like its fruit & fibre with 3 glasses of water for me.
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#14
Look for some minty candies that have a message such "may have laxative effect" and chomp down the whole box at once. Should sent you pooping soon enough. Or drink green tea, or smoke some cigarettes...
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#16
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Laxatives you blundering fool.


How many times have you used that in the last few days?
#17
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..No laxatives in the house, looks like its fruit & fibre with 3 glasses of water for me.

Well you have Bleach and soap in the house, don't you?

It's fool proof
#18
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But seriously drink alot of coffie in a short amount of time

This. Coffee on an empty stomach makes me do work.
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This. Coffee on an empty stomach makes me do work.



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he's full to the the top....
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#22
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Laxatives.

Or you could get someone to jump on your stomach first.


Wastes are stored in the rectum.
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#23
Drink as much water as possible, then do jumping jacks for about 10 minutes, I swear this works.
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How many times have you used that in the last few days?


Too few.
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#25
my health teacher says you can stick ur finger in ur ass to get it started.....
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#27
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Laxatives you blundering fool.


Saying "blundering fool" at the end of your posts doesn't make you look like them:



It makes you look like them:

#28
I always feel like a good shiat after a smoke. Exlax or a broomstick in the ass works too
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#29
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Laxatives you blundering fool.


This.

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#30
You know those sugarfree mints that say on the back "Can have laxative effects"?. They do. Especially if you eat 6 packs. I am telling you from personal experience.
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#31
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my health teacher says you can stick ur finger in ur ass to get it started.....


I think maybe your health teacher just wants to stick his finger in your ass.
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my health teacher says you can stick ur finger in ur ass to get it started.....


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#35
Gum or apple juice.

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#37
Eat 12 packets of sugarfree Polos. On the back of the packets it says 'Eating too many will cause doarrhoea' or something to that effect, and the minty freshness will cover up the godawful stench.
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#38
laxatives..
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