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#1
I found entire drawers of porn in my parents room.

I was looking for one of my playstation games which are usually in my stepdad's drawers. Instead I found an entire drawer of porn. My parents are into group sex, oiled up chicks, bondage, something spoofing fight club called kink club, and they also had anal beads, a huge dildo in here, and other things that I don't want to know their function. Oh yeah and there were ropes. Please tell me everything will be alright guys. PLEEAASE
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#6
step 1: take porn
step 2: fap
step 3: ???
step 4: PROFIT
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#8
Just think, while your in your bed your mom is being tied up while your stepdad rubs oil all over her with a giant rubber penis in his ass.
#9
Hey, maybe they're not for your parents', maybe they're birthday presents...this is what happens when you don't tell them what you want for your birthday
#10
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Your parents go ass-to-mouth and then kiss you.

this is so gross, but probably true!
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#14
Take pics of said drawer and show them to your grandparents.
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#15
put bengay on the anal beads and dildo
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#16
Is your mom hot? If so propose a threesome.
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#17
just think about what they were doing when they were making you!

and just think about what your mom just did before she kissed you when you were little....
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#18
everything will be alright.


haha no it wont.
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#20
dude that's awesome, you'll never have to watch crappy low quality internet porn again!
or at least that's how i saw it when i found my parent's porn
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#21
Why are you snooping in their room in the first place?

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#22


I believed the part about the porn, but after that... i call BS.

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lmao ha ha i think i might sig that
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#27
My suggestion is that you take a picture of the drawer, take all the porn and sell it to your friends, and make your parents go to therapy. Take the dildos, anal beads, etc. and lock them in a vault. From there you can pretty much leverage yourself with anything you want by threatening to ruin your parents reputation.
#28
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Why are you snooping in their room in the first place?


I was looking for a playstation game. They used to be in my stepdad's drawer and I was gonna play me some God of War
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#29
Quote by tayroar
I found entire drawers of porn in my parents room.

I was looking for one of my playstation games which are usually in my stepdad's drawers. Instead I found an entire drawer of porn. My parents are into group sex, oiled up chicks, bondage, something spoofing fight club called kink club, and they also had anal beads, a huge dildo in here, and other things that I don't want to know their function. Oh yeah and there were ropes. Please tell me everything will be alright guys. PLEEAASE


I think you know the only appropriate course of action here....

go get 'em tiger.
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#34
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Pics or it didn't happen.

I can't take pictures because there is nudity on all the covers
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#35
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I can't take pictures because there is nudity on all the covers

How about just the dildos and anal beads and stuff then?
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#36
Look at the bright side: your parents' sex life is thriving, thus greatly reducing the chances of their relationship falling apart and leading them to get a divorce.
#37
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I can't take pictures because there is nudity on all the covers


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#38
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I can't take pictures because there is nudity on all the covers


Censor the nudity with smileys, use paint.
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#39
I'm not going to ****ing take pictures guys. I don't want to go back in there its like a ****ing war zone or something.
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