#1
Tango dancing or Cooking? I'm going to learn one of these because I want to, but I'm not sure which one I want to spend money on for lessons. Pit, which one?
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#5
Can't have sex while cooking. Well, actually maybe you could, but then you'd get sex droppings in your cooking. Yeah... go with Tango.
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#11
Dancing. First you can dance a steamy dance of hot latin romance and sweep her into bed and proceed on to the no pance dance. After you're finished your lavish and romantic roll in the hay, you can look her dead in the eye, and say in your best foriegn accent:

"Bitch, make me a sandwich."
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#13
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Dancing. First you can dance a steamy dance of hot latin romance and sweep her into bed and proceed on to the no pance dance. After you're finished your lavish and romantic roll in the hay, you can look her dead in the eye, and say in your best foriegn accent:

"Bitch, make me a sandwich."


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Cooking can please the woman, but also please yourself. Also, pleasing the woman into pleasing you. Cooking= pleasure


Agreed. Cooking is clearly more practical than dancing.
#16
cooking
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#17
Cooking, unless you think you'll be dancing A LOT.
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#19
Don't take any classes...Take the money...And go buy some sex with a hooker.
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cooking.. u can please a woman for YEARS with your cooking

Please a women?
Take the Tango lessons, what is a women for?
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Cooking
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#24
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Care to elaborate?
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#26
Cooking is for women, so unless you are a women, stay away
Tango is the way to go (get to dance all sexy like with a bunch of hopefully hot chicks)
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Cooking is for women, so unless you are a women, stay away
Tango is the way to go (get to dance all sexy like with a bunch of hopefully hot chicks)


This is along the lines of what I was thinking as far as tango goes, but part of the reason I want to learn to cook is because I don't wanna have to live on Easy Mac and PBJ in college
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I'm hoping by "crack" you mean cleavage unless you have some kind of bizarre ass-chest.


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#29
Cooking is more practical, but tango is more bitchin'. It depends on your outlook I guess.
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This is along the lines of what I was thinking as far as tango goes, but part of the reason I want to learn to cook is because I don't wanna have to live on Easy Mac and PBJ in college

I actually taught myself to cook. It's not that hard. But if you don't think you would be able to, take lessons by all means. Cooking is very rewarding, and I get tired of dorm food a lot.
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This is along the lines of what I was thinking as far as tango goes, but part of the reason I want to learn to cook is because I don't wanna have to live on Easy Mac and PBJ in college



when you know how to cook well, you will learn to make delicious food on a budget. seriously, i made enough food for 50 people for thanksgiving with only $150. that's 3 bucks per person
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#32
Well, you can't tango yourself a meal...but you can have sex with anything you cook. I think cooking wins
#33
tango is from argentina

so go for tango
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#34
tango of course
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