#2
Hey Ts, you're about as creative as a snail... That's what she said!
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#3
"Best your mom joke" and "best that what she said joke" are both oxymorons.
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#5
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"Best your mom joke" and "best that what she said joke" are both oxymorons.

That's What she said!!!!
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#8
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"You should use the searchbar."

"That's what she said!"


I fail.



i actually i thought that was a win +1
#10
Listen you can't tell a "that's what she said" joke


You gotta call them on the spot.
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#12
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Listen you can't tell a "that's what she said" joke


You gotta call them on the spot.
this
#13
the point of the thread was to tell a story when you called someone on the spot for example this was the AIM conversation i had with my sister today that made me make this thread

My sister- hey dude, how was the hike with zack today?
me- long
me- and hard
my sister- thats what she said!
#14
Quote by Harrydoodle
the point of the thread was to tell a story when you called someone on the spot for example this was the AIM conversation i had with my sister today that made me make this thread

My sister- hey dude, how was the hike with zack today?
me- long
me- and hard
my sister- thats what she said!



YOUR FAMILY IS WEIRD.
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#15
Quote by InvaderTSN
The best "Your mom" jokes are usually the ones that don't make sense.

"Dude, is that a tractor?"

"Your mom's a tractor."

Stuff like that.


Yeah, or the ones that are blatantly not suitable for a joke form.

"What's the difference between your mom and a prostitute?"

"Nothing."

and

"What's the difference between your mom?"

"Both of them are lesbians."
#16
"I've gotta take a dump."
"Your mom's gotta take a dump."
I guess it was funnier when my friend said it
#18
Minge = Vagina btw.

Your mum's so fat when she pulls her knickers down to her ankles her arse and minge are still in them.
#19
Yer mamma is so fat if she became president she wouldn't fit on the dollar bill....


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#20
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Yer mamma is so fat if she became president she wouldn't fit on the dollar bill....





the only bigger fail than me tonight sir is you madhampster
#21
I had just ****ed something up in a chemistry lab, my friend says "dude, you ruined it." I respond with "I ruined your mother last night."

I tried
#22
Quote by Harrydoodle
the only bigger fail than me tonight sir is you madhampster

yes well there is no winning with mamma jokes.
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#25
I have a friend who "Thats what she said's" his own jokes. Tremendously annoying, and not in the least bit funny

EDIT: Just like harrydoodle there. You win the "I dont have a word strong enough to describe what i'm feeling so im just gonna say that was not funny at all" award.
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#26
Quote by Benjibum
I have a friend who "Thats what she said's" his own jokes. Tremendously annoying, and not in the least bit funny

EDIT: Just like harrydoodle there. You win the "I dont have a word strong enough to describe what i'm feeling so im just gonna say that was not funny at all" award.



well... atleast its an award
#27
i was at the beach with a few mates and there was a big wave coming in and one of the girls called out "Oh my God, it's so big, it's going to kill me."

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

#28
My friends was fighting with his girlfriend.
"Babe, come on..."
"Don't Come on me!!"
"that's what she said..."
Fight over with eruption of laughter
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#29
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well... atleast its an award

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#30
Thats What She Said's are good, but your mom jokes suck.
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#31
In American Pie:

Stiffler: "You mother ****er!!!"
Finch: "Yes I am! "
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#34
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faint_spirit i just saw your avatar and **** my pants. that was my last pair of pants.

Glad to be of some influence
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Are you asking if midgets can draw people that are themselves smaller than the average person, or if midget drawings in general are smaller?
#36
This thread is now about Josh Homme.

Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
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#37
Carmel has a banhammer.
She going to use it hard and fast on you.

GTFO!

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#38
Quote by GNiCk89
Listen you can't tell a "that's what she said" joke


You gotta call them on the spot.


that's what she said


see TS? see how this works?
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