#1
my gf had sex with another guy and got herpes. im kinda pissed but at the same time im like "serves you right"
#3
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#4
It was me.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#8
great story...tell it again....do eet
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#10
love knows on bounds forgive her and ahhhhhhh not
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#11
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You and the other guy should show her how DP is done.



ur dumb, then he would get herpes

and that ****s for life, bro
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#12
Well, serves her right i've been cheated on and the girl became all into drugs, starting smoking like were talking heavy duty **** right here. So it serves her right. On the other hand though
#14
Owned.
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#15
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ur dumb, then he would get herpes

and that ****s for life, bro

It's called a condom.

They could get glow in the dark ones, so they could have lightsaber battles in the dark while she takes a breather.
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#18
well then,have sex with another guy!!"serves her rite"
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#20
On a serious note, "herpes, the gift that keeps on giving."
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#21
When i was at college doing a Welding apprenticeship, there was a guy on my course who's girlfriend was doing hair and beauty in another part of the college. She sucked some other guy off. So he blew up and photocopied a picture of her tits covered in spuff and her sucking him off, and stuck them up all around college. He got booted out but it was so funny. You should do this, preferably post them to her parents too.
#22
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It's called a condom.

They could get glow in the dark ones, so they could have lightsaber battles in the dark while she takes a breather.

The unspeakable evil that is herpes eats condoms for breakfast, fool.