#1
Okay, so every thread i start gets closed but i'm bored so meh.

What is the best and worst way to die?

I'd say the worst would be being hung drawn and quartered, because they cut your bollocks off, toss them into a fire, and then systematically disembowel you before cutting you into quarters.

The best....hmm. Either dying in your sleep, or drowning, drowning looks pretty peaceful.

Any suggestions?
#2
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Okay, so every thread i start gets closed but i'm bored so meh.

What is the best and worst way to die?

I'd say the worst would be being hung drawn and quartered, because they cut your bollocks off, toss them into a fire, and then systematically disembowel you before cutting you into quarters.

The best....hmm. Either dying in your sleep, or drowning, drowning looks pretty peaceful.

Any suggestions?


You're kiddin', right?

Dying of lack of oxygen seems more like the worst death of them all.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#4
drowning would suck.. but the best would be jumping out of a plane having sex untill you hit.
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#5
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You're kiddin', right?

Dying of lack of oxygen seems more like the worst death of them all.

Hmm well people that have nearly drowned but have been rescued and brought back to life say they just remember it going dark and that's it. Come on, being set on fire's gotta be worse than drowning!?
#6
Having sex..for best and worst
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#8
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Hmm well people that have nearly drowned but have been rescued and brought back to life say they just remember it going dark and that's it. Come on, being set on fire's gotta be worse than drowning!?


That's what they remember,

now stick your head in a sink full of water for as long as you can, and imagine being there a lot longer than what you can stand.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#10
Best way to die: Rape.
Worst way to die: Rape.
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#11
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Best way to die: Rape.
Worst way to die: Rape.


the variable in this being sado-masochism
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#14
- the worst ways to die would either be burning alive or anything that happens in the saw movies
- the best way would be while sleeping
#15
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- the worst ways to die would either be burning alive or anything that happens in the saw movies
- the best way would be while sleeping

Oh yeah them Saw movies are fúcking gross. I don't like the one where she gets her hand caught in the jar with the spikes.
#17
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best:sexual exhaustion
Worst:AIDS

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#18
Worst: Hammer Smashed Face.
Best: Bullet in the head.
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#20
Quote by DirtyMakik
That's what they remember,

now stick your head in a sink full of water for as long as you can, and imagine being there a lot longer than what you can stand.


My dad nearly drowned in a canoe once, got flipped and couldnt turn back over in the sea coz the waves were too strong. he said when he got too weak to struggle, before he passed out, he got this great feeling of euphoria...
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#21
Best:
-Being murdered by a hot girl (while you and her are both naked)
-Dying in your sleep
-Skydiving without a parachute
-Dropping dead on the spot
-Getting killed by the Harry Potter spell
-Getting pushed off a building in an epic fight

Worst:
-Being burned alive
-Being buried alive
-Stabbed to death
-Poison
-Zombies
-Having to listen to Hannah Montana for 24 hours
-Getting eaten alive
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#22
spewed on, being kicked down and booted in the nuts by the horde, then being mauled by a hunter.

yus
#24
Best: Old age (kinda, but a sudden death)
Worst: Suffocation in some way or being crushed, burnt or eaten.
#25
Worst? Getting sucked into a tree-shredder and sprayed across somebody's lawn:

Best way? Ask your veterinarian...
#26
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Worst? Getting sucked into a tree-shredder and sprayed across somebody's lawn:

Best way? Ask your veterinarian...

That would be quick though.

One of the best ways has got to be exploding at the speed of light.
#28
I'm thinking the worst is the thing where the person is tied to a table and there's a saw or laser or laser-saw coming at you.
Best is...hmm...being kersploded...it'd hurt, but you'd look damn cool
#29
dying while cumming is the way to go.


worst way to die, dying from blood loss because of overly sized erection.
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#30
worst way to die, dying from blood loss because of overly sized erection.

That nearly happens to me every time i have sex.

To the guys that said suffocating was worst, does that count if the suffocation is from a hot girl sitting on your face?
#31
It would be really awesome to die in a bad ass gun fight against like 100 people.

I think jumping out of a plane would be the funnest.
#32
There's no best way to die. It will affect people you love either way.
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#33
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Okay, so every thread i start gets closed but i'm bored so meh.


After reading through this thread I believe I understand why.
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#34
Beer Explosion = Best
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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#36
Death by searchbar might be the worst...


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