Poll: most faps in a day?
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View poll results: most faps in a day?
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3 1%
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27 11%
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51 21%
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42 17%
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40 16%
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27 11%
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18 7%
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6 2%
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0 0%
10!!! how?
29 12%
Voters: 243.
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#1
seeing as we are all boys and like to beat eachother in various things howmanny faps in one day?
mine is 5 in 2 hours proud of that
try and keep it serious =)
and sorry if this has been done
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#2
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seeing as we are all boys and like to beat eachother in various things howmanny faps in one day?
mine is 5 in 2 hours proud of that
tey and keep it serious =)
and sorry if this has been done

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#4
How can you be proud of a masturbation obsession?

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#5
one of my friends jerked it for 12 times in one day and he popped a blood vessel in his dick and had to go to the hospital, he had a boner for 2 days afterwards.
#7
whoa its not a aobsession for a start =s the typo got changed and 5 was with the help of viagra i took in a dare
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#8
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seeing as we are all boys and like to beat eachother in various things howmanny faps in one day?
mine is 5 in 2 hours proud of that
try and keep it serious =)
and sorry if this has been done


sorry, but may i ask if you got a life or if you're damn ugly?
#9
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one of my friends jerked it for 12 times in one day and he popped a blood vessel in his dick and had to go to the hospital, he had a boner for 2 days afterwards.



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#10
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one of my friends jerked it for 12 times in one day and he popped a blood vessel in his dick and had to go to the hospital, he had a boner for 2 days afterwards.

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#12
10+, but i was a very horny teen. I once did it whilst hanging from a flag pole. It was fapfapfap worthy.
#13
Over 9000!!!!!
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#14
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#15
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seeing as we are all boys and like to beat eachother


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#16
4, and my johnson was pretty much red, and it hurt so bad.
ive pretty much died down now, i barely ever fap 2 days in a row and its mor e like once every 3 or 4 days now.

and quite often i fap outside,, being surrounded by fields and all.
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The one of you trying to act cool or the one of a piece of shit guitar?
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#19
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#20
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#21
14
(I cracked one every hour coz I was bored)
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#22
Six and proud.
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#23
3 over the course of an entire day.

I was 13, bored, and curious.

I could care less now. At most, I go for once every other day, and that's just to keep myself on a regular schedule. Fuck having prostate issues later in life.
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#25
Well one time me and a few buddies had a fapathon to The Prestige so I'm gonna go with 3 in one day...
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#26
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Stop trying to act so cool. Everyone masturbates, and if you don't there is something more wrong with you.

My record is around 7, but i have had several of those days and never bothered to keep count.
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#28
back when I fapped way to much cuz I had nothing else to do (like two or three times a day was normal) I lost count one time, it was more than 10. probably around 15


now I'm only at about once a day. I could go for more if I wanted to, but I'm not as horny and bored as I used to be.
#29
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Fuck having prostate issues later in life.


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#30
Quote by fallenangel20
3 over the course of an entire day.

I was 13, bored, and curious.

I could care less now. At most, I go for once every other day, and that's just to keep myself on a regular schedule. Fuck having prostate issues later in life.

Ejaculating helps the prostate. It doesn't hurt it.
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#31
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ha loser

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#32
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what?

There have been studies that say regular milking of the prostate (aka masturbating) can lead to healthy prostate health, and reduce the chances of prostate disease, prostate cancer, and other health concerns.
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Ejaculating helps the prostate. It doesn't hurt it.

I know.

I just don't like doing it every single day. I COULD do it every day, but it gets tedious, and feels like a chore. So I do so every other day.
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#33
I think the most I've done in 1 day is 5 or 6.




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#34
Quote by fallenangel20

I just don't like doing it every single day. I COULD do it every day, but it gets tedious, and feels like a chore. So I do so every other day.
So now it's like a chore you do every other day, still a chore.

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#35
you guys are pathetic! only faping at most three times a day.

ive two times fapped 6 times a day and i live for breaking that damn record...
the last time i fell asleep after the sixth time and i was so pissed off!!
#36
I've done 14 in a day, but my most over 1 hour is 7.
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#38
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So now it's like a chore you do every other day, still a chore.

Not exactly. Waiting that extra day kind of builds anticipation, making it less of a tedious task. It gives me something to look forward to.

It's strange, but it works.
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#39
Quote by fallenangel20
Not exactly. Waiting that extra day kind of builds anticipation, making it less of a tedious task. It gives me something to look forward to.

It's strange, but it works.


how the hell can you wait a whole day!?

i just fap every single damn night although im not horny at all its just something i have to do...
#40
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how the hell can you wait a whole day!?

i just fap every single damn night although im not horny at all its just something i have to do...



I've lost interest over time. I don't think about it a lot. I can go a week or more without caring. Though, like I said, I tend to not wait so long, just to keep things regular.

I don't obsess over it like everyone else does.
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