#1
so I was eating something on the streets in Holland .. and suddenly some nasty pidgeon flew over and crapped on my fork.

I mean serioulsy my frigging fork, I don't crap in his food now don't I ?
Have you ever got pidgeonsh*t on you ?


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#3
They must be out to get you.
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#4
Well did you eat it ?
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#5
That pidgeon gave you the hot lunch. SRUMPTIOUS!!
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#6
You should have followed the ****er, then shat on something it went to eat.

Also to answer your question yes... It was suprizingly warm and the solid bits looked a bit like chopped garlic
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#7
You were in Holland, you deserved it...
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#8
i hate birds man, they suck
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#9
Happened the other week. Sitting under a tree, and it came out of nowhere; all over my bag, shirt and jeans. It was ****ing awful.
NOPE.
#10
Normally you have to pay for mayonnaise.

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#13
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so I was eating something on the streets in Holland .. and suddenly some nasty pidgeon flew over and crapped on my fork.

I mean serioulsy my frigging fork, I don't crap in his food now don't I ?
Have you ever got pidgeonsh*t on you ?


And them you still eat your food?
#14
I was smoking a joint at the bus station and a pigeon **** on my hood. I was lucky, considering I had decided to put my hood on about 10 seconds before the incident occurred. But I ****ing HATE pigeons.

Another incident:
Was at the bus station, sitting on a bench, and I see a pigeon waddle by and I'm watching him. Basically I turn my neck as he's waddling past, and I must have pulled a muscle or something as I was turning my head. It took a week to recover from that ****. I had to keep my neck straight for about a week, and any movement that deviates too much from one position resulted in excruciating pain.

So, yeah, they're pretty much my mortal enemies.
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so I was eating something on the streets in Holland .. and suddenly some nasty pidgeon flew over and crapped on my fork.

I mean serioulsy my frigging fork, I don't crap in his food now don't I ?
Have you ever got pidgeonsh*t on you ?

Maybe you should start. Revenge sh*ts are the most satisfying
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#18
^^^
I've been poo'ed on so many times I've gotten kind of used to it.
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#19
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What were you eating?

EDIT:
^ Stop going to the bus station!


frites, fries, chips or whatever you guys call it Belgian chips made by Korean guys in Holland


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#20
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Stop going to the bus station!

But I need to, otherwise I can't get to my classes.
#21
never happened to me, but I prescenced those incidents a lot of times
I smell government conspiracy here...
#22
The pidgeons are planning world domination! Run i tell you! RRRRUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!











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#23
Been crapped on once in my life and it was right on the top of my head. I thought someone spat at me at first but turned around and there was no one within 20 yards of me. Was with a mate who lol'd mightily hard lol, understandably. It was in school too
#24
one time a pigeon swooped down and horizontally projectile shat at me :O
I managed to dodge it though, matrix style

Oh and don't be all calling the pidgeons bastards, if you could fly, you know you'd crap on people too
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#27
one time i was at the beach and a seagull crapped on my forehead. i didnt notice until people started staring at me and laughing .
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#28
The closest I got to eating poop was eating yellow snow.

I didn't know it was yellow until it was in my mouth.
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#30
A few years ago, my friend opened a rollup, and within about 2 seconds, a pigeon shat all the way down it


I love pigeons btw
#32
Last weekend, I broke up with my girlfriend. I decided I'd go out for a long bike ride to try and make myself feel better. As I was cycling along, a bird pooed on me. I felt that was going a bit far.

However, me and her are now back together, so it's all good.
#34
One time a pigeon ****ted on my friend's head. We didn't noticed until we didn't get into the elevator to the train station. Everybody moved to one side of the elevator.
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#35
I've been pooed on many times by pigeons and other kinds of birds and to be honest it doesn't bother me as much. Usually with bird turds you just wipe em off and thats it. Be glad a monkey didn't throw its feces at you or something.
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#38
one crapped in my hair before. i wouldnt have noticed if i didnt run my hand through my hair
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#39
Grab a semi automatic weapon and a loaf of bread- go to a park and put the bread out in a concentrated area. When the pigeons arrive to eat, commense your retribution by killing as many of them as you can in cold blood. Then deficate on the pile of corpses. That will teach em'.
#40
Yeah I got shat on by a sea gull at cedar point.

And HEY I"M FROM HOLLAND, ISNT DAT WIERD?