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#1
Letter from scout camp
Dear Mom and Dad, We are having a great time here at Lake Typhoid. Bishop Webb is making us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and two sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it happened. Oh yes, please call Chad's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found him in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning. Bishop Webb got mad at Chad for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Chad said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire the gas can will blow up? The wet wood still didn't burn, but one of our tents did; also some of our clothes. John is going to look weird until his hair grows back. We will be home on Saturday if Bishop Webb gets the car fixed. It wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked okay when we left. Bishop Webb said that a car that old you have to expect something to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance on it. We think it's a neat car. He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the tailgate. It gets pretty hot with ten people in a car. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway patrolman stopped and talked to us. Bishop Webb is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Terry how to drive. But he only lets him drive on the mountain roads where there isn't any traffic. All we ever see up here are logging trucks. This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out in the lake. Bishop Webb wouldn't let me because I can't swim and Chad was afraid he would sink because of the cast, so he let us take the canoe across the lake. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood. Bishop Webb isn't crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the car, so we are trying not to cause him any trouble. Guess what? We have all passed off out first aid merit badge. When Dave dove in the lake and cut his arm we got to see how a tourniquet works. Also Wade and I threw up. Bishop Webb said it probably was just food poisoning from the leftover chicken. I have to go now. We are going into town to mail our letters and buy bullets. Don't worry about anything. We are fine. Love, Rob P.S. How long has it been since I had a tetanus shot?
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#2
tl;dr
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#3
Quote by MedicreDemon
tl;dr


+1
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

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#4
ya me neither
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#8
wow...lol, but wow...
METALLICA!!!
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#9
"A lot of innocent UG'ers could die if that wall of text fell over"
TheBurningFish wrote:
I don't mean to generalise but I don't believe the average Coldplay fan is a massive musical theory nut.


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#11
Quote by TheAmericanRuse
i have a headache. this doesn't help.



Me too, did you listen to that scientific engineered worst song thing? I got mine from the first minute.

Edit: Sorry double post
#13
Wow you guys actually read it? I just copied and pasted it.
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#14
tl;dr

not so funny joke.
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#15
I read it, ROFL
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#16
Quote by Berlin2222
Wow you guys actually read it? I just copied and pasted it.

like 1 person read it......and wtf is your thread title supposed to say?
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#17
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much they charge for a drink. The bartender replies saying "the charge for you is nothing."

*Ba boom, tish*
#18
was that 1 person me?
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#20
meh, i read it. not really worth the time it took
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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#21
K I'm gonna actually type one out k ok anyways there was three humanoid beings you would call humans that was in a automobile system called a car by the previously mentioned humanoid beings. They were named poop, manners and shut up. The man named shut up was driving the automobile by means of driving. A law enforcer, more commonly called a police, is a law enforcer. The police pulled shut up over and asked shut up for his name, as all humans have a name.
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#22
Quote by Berlin2222
K I'm gonna actually type one out k ok anyways there was three humanoid beings you would call humans that was in a automobile system called a car by the previously mentioned humanoid beings. They were named poop, manners and shut up. The man named shut up was driving the automobile by means of driving. A law enforcer, more commonly called a police, is a law enforcer. The police pulled shut up over and asked shut up for his name, as all humans have a name.

Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#25
and then the cop asked what is your name son and the guy siad shut up and hes like omg you rude and what is your name jeez and shut up said shut up and then the ciop said where is ur manners andr then he siad over their pickign up poop

there heysus i was too lazy
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#26
Threads like this make me miss the Pear more and more
Quote by blackenedktulu
CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

Quote by Zero-Hartman
Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

Quote by WyvernOmega
I saw a penis.

last.fm
#27
Quote by frozen_soul
meh, i read it. not really worth the time it took


agreed. i now have aheadache from tryin to read it
"Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?" - Jack Black

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my dick is generally better than yours, and is more pleasing to look at and hold.
your dick understands and accepts this, and is willing to just move on.
#28
and the entire time i thought the scoutmaster was going to rape the kid or something
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Oh yeah, and if guitar hero got you into the guitar? you're really playing for the wrong reasons.

there is no wrong reason to play a guitar, except for world enslavement and extermination of certain races, but those guys never make it big anyway.
#29
BOW TO LEPER MESSIAh
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#30
No offense but those jokes were horrible
Rock On

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I guess you can say that America is the muffin in the middle of the circle jerk. They come from everywhere...


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#31
That. Sucked.
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I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

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#34
wow, both TS's jokes sucked.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#35
So a flie is flying and a truck hits it's back the first thing that goes through it's head is its ass.
#36
Quote by MangoStarr
"Official Worst Joke Thread v3" PLZ

What do you get when you cross the Beatles' drummer and a weird fruit...

Either MangoStarr, or Ringo crossed with Elton John. Bow
Quote by SlackerBabbath

I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#37
Quote by The_Paranoia
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much they charge for a drink. The bartender replies saying "the charge for you is nothing."

*Ba boom, tish*

A friends of mine said that same joke in science class during a "moment of silence" (for veterans day I think). For some reason I found this incredibly amusing at the time. Needless to say, it did not turn out well.
#39
Quote by The_Paranoia
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much they charge for a drink. The bartender replies saying "the charge for you is nothing."

*Ba boom, tish*

i read it

o and u got that from fallout 3
IN/ RAINBOWS
IN RAIN/BOWS
IN RAINBOW/S
IN RAINBOWS/
IN RAIN_BOWS
RA D IOHEA_D
RAD IO HEA D


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in addition to all of that, you also win the thread.



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>:O littlejoy isnt a creep hes full of win unlike you
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