#3
Trick question.

Woman don't drive.
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#4
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Trick question.

Woman don't drive.


Unless they're driving one of those Meals on Wheels vans.


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#5
she doesn't.... she is going through the drive thru
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Where does she park?

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Where do you park?
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#10
umm... the handicapped section? being pregnant doesn't negate the fact shes handicapped or nothing
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#12
The stupidity of this thread hurts my head.

EDIT:
Ive never heard of a "Pregnant Woman Spot"
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#13
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umm... the handicapped section? being pregnant doesn't negate the fact shes handicapped or nothing

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umm... the handicapped section? being pregnant doesn't negate the fact shes handicapped or nothing


No, but it gives her permission to park in the expecting mothers' space. Which is closer to the building than the handicapped space.

Duh.
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#18
There aren't any expecting mother spots in Pennsylvania, at least not that I've ever seen.

Maybe in other states, but I'm not sure.
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#19
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in australian malls they usually have spaces reserved for preggos.


really?
we don't have those in western australia... not that i've seen anyway
#20
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Ive never heard of a "Pregnant Woman Spot"


They don't have them everywhere. The only place I've seen them at is the grocery store.
#22
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There is a Pregnant woman parking spot and a Handicapped spot.

No there isn't. You lose (the Game). @__@
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#24
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There is a Pregnant woman parking spot and a Handicapped spot.

She parks across both spots maybe?
#25
Neither, as she drove to the mall talking on her cell and gurgling latte, whilst trying to read a book on music therapy for unborn babies. Not paying due attention to the road, she drives her Ford Excursion mall-crawler into a tree.

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#27
She parks in the handicapped space, it's not like her being pregnant means she can park in the middle of the road or something (where else would you park but a normal spot?)
#33
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they have expecting mother spots at the hospital, i'm sure they have them at the mall too.


No they usually dont...
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#35
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Damn, i wish my city had drive through malls...


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#36
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The stupidity of this thread hurts my head.

EDIT:
Ive never heard of a "Pregnant Woman Spot"


They exist but I've only seen them at the mall
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#38
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No there isn't. You lose (the Game). @__@

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also to answer the TS she would park in the handicap stall, cause the only stalls for pregnant women is at the grocery store

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#39
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They exist but I've only seen them at the mall


I've never even see one at a mall, most of the time when pregnant women are far enough along to have problems walking long distances they can get a temporary handicap sticker if they really need one.
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#40
I thought this was gonna be like one of those "So a jewish guy walks into a bar..." joke.

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