so i'm interviewing a somewhat famous/undeniably gorgeous musician tomorrow.

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shes from canada and her name is lights. i'm afraid i will be unable to speak. as part of my work for my campus radio station, ive been getting bands to come in for interviews/acoustic sets. usually they'll drop by before load in at the venue. tomorrow im picking her and her guitar up from the venue then heading to the station on campus. a beautiful girl who plays guitar and video games... what more could a guy ask for?



if you wanna hear, www.wrub.buffalo.edu around 1:40 EST.

sigh.
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Cool. I assume you will be doing her in the butt?


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#5
threesome with her and the guitar, eh canada?!
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Wanna swap shoes? mine are steel capped and good for kicking stuff.
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Imagine if she came across this before the interview and then told you...that could make it so much better.
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Cool. I assume you will be doing her in the butt?


That IS standard interview procedure.
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Imagine if she came across this before the interview and then told you...that could make it so much better.


i thought about that.

and it would.

i hope my erection doesnt cause me to crash. that would also be embarrassing.
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#12
I remember a thread about her started awhile ago and everyone was like "=O She's hot!"

anyway, sounds pretty cool. Meeting slightly famous people is cooler than meeting famous people.

Make sure you get her number, she's hot.
#13
Keep your cool. You have a 50% of either getting slapped or getting laid. The choice is yours haha

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What kind of a google-able name is lights?!
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#16
Hey she originally lived around my place, a good friend of mine dated her for four months or so .
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You're gonna put forth an effort to smash right?
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#18
I don't think her name is really Lights.
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She's hot, I'd totally bone her. Also I like how her nipples are erect .

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Ask her about her UN-HEALTHY obsession with headbands.
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Hey she originally lived around my place, a good friend of mine dated her for four months or so .


any idea if she likes volleyball? i have a game tomorrow after her show haha. i was thinking of inviting her to come play.
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any idea if she likes volleyball? i have a game tomorrow after her show haha. i was thinking of inviting her to come play.



That would be so ****ing ballsy. Like, you would be a hero to me, at least.
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DO IT! Seriously.


we'll see how it goes. i cant creep her out too bad. im on good terms with her label rep at warner and there will be many more big artists to pick from if this works out.

if i do have anal sex, you will be the first to know.
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any idea if she likes volleyball? i have a game tomorrow after her show haha. i was thinking of inviting her to come play.


Unfortunatly I really don't know, but she seems like a nice girl... she might do it ^_^. Whats the harm in trying right? Its doubtful you will see her again afterwards anyways.
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Unfortunatly I really don't know, but she seems like a nice girl... she might do it ^_^. Whats the harm in trying right? Its doubtful you will see her again afterwards anyways.


Thanks for the serious answer haha. I will ask her depending on the vibe.

and:



does it get any better? i think not.
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Thanks for the serious answer haha. I will ask her depending on the vibe.

and:



does it get any better? i think not.

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Thanks for the serious answer haha. I will ask her depending on the vibe.

and:



does it get any better? i think not.

Well, it would be better if she didn't have a tattoo, so yes, it gets better.
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any idea if she likes volleyball? i have a game tomorrow after her show haha. i was thinking of inviting her to come play.

She'll just laugh and shrug you off like you're a little boy.
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Well, it would be better if she didn't have a tattoo, so yes, it gets better.


well, thankfully it's nothing huge.
i think she's really pretty.
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Am I crazy, or does she look a bit like Pete Wentz?




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Dude. Fuck. You.
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#37
I love Lights...I bought her most recent CD...
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i think she looks like jarrod gorbel from the honorary title.



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