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First off onlookers is to go to this site, and look at this guitar - GUITAR

Now, you must read my story, I am from Australia, and my 15 year old little brother is a budding guitarist, he loves guitar so much, hes been playing for about 9 years now. He wants like most kids that are into guitar, to be noticed for his guitar abilities, or musical talents, either way - He Recently lost an very expensive guitar in the bush fires that have torn victoria and nsw apart, and this one was exactly like it. Please if you feel for sympathy for my brother send PM this account and details will be sent forth.
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#4
Do you want money or something?

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#6
Quote by Le_Bunny
People died in those fires. Tell him to be glad he has his life, a guitar isn't worth as much as others have lost... so no, no sympathy from me.


Wow, she makes a very good point. But that is a very sexy guitar.
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#8
That sucks a bit. Insurance will get you the money for that guitar, not the pit. Good luck.
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#9
Quote by bloodstained
First off onlookers is to go to this site, and look at this guitar - GUITAR

Now, you must read my story, I am from Australia, and my 15 year old little brother is a budding guitarist, he loves guitar so much, hes been playing for about 9 years now. He wants like most kids that are into guitar, to be noticed for his guitar abilities, or musical talents, either way - He Recently lost an very expensive guitar in the bush fires that have torn victoria and nsw apart, and this one was exactly like it. Please if you feel for sympathy for my brother send PM this account and details will be sent forth.

If you're a hot chick you've probably got a good chance with the lead singer or guitar player, If you're a little bit overweight, you should probably go for the drummer. If you're a dude, go for the bass player
#10
Wow, is this the new Nigerian scam for UG? Sweet.

Dear Beneficiary,

No thanks.

Kthxbai

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#11
My bet is that this guy is just trying to rid you all of money.

Even if it is true I'm still not giving anything.

If I did have some money to donate I would give it to people who need a roof over their head or clothes on their back, not so some 15 y.o. kid can have a friggin $4500 guitar.
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#13
Do you want money for a les paul look a like? Insurance should cover it. Not a bunch of teenagers who play on the side of the road so they can afford guitar strings.
#14
Scam much? Seriously now, asking strangers in teh internetz for moneh?
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#15
sympathy my ass. you're such a spoilt bastard. like lebunny said, people died in those fires. be glad he's still alive.
#16
So... his guitar was destroyed in a bush fire (along with several hundred PEOPLE), and you want US to compensate you? What, did we light the fire or something? Do I have "insurance company" written on my forehead? Piss off.
#17
Heh. I'm pretty sure this is a scam, but it's an old user, and I remember him starting a thread where people found it ironic that his named was "bloodstained".
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#18
UG Board King? What were you banned for last time?
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#20
1. no, i will not buy you a guitar.

2. singlecuts are lame.

3. not diggin the satin finishes.
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#21
death toll over 200, many people have lost valuable things including family, friends, houses, animals, heirlooms etc

and the 500 million + funds raised do not cover guitars, so i suggest you make him on
#22
You know what, I've had a sudden change of heard towards your poor, poor fortune. Here, you can have a whole bucket full of "go f*ck yourself".
#23
Please, this is no scam, and I can't and any Insurance company or any insurer by that matter. Who do you think start these natural disasters, throughout many low-insured areas? I know its a bit far-fetched, but its pretty much true. Im sorry for wasting peoples time, but I don't live in those areas, my little brothers guitar was just getting transported through those areas. Do you no compassion?
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#24
Quote by bloodstained
Please, this is no scam, and I can't and any Insurance company or any insurer by that matter. Who do you think start these natural disasters, throughout many low-insured areas? I know its a bit far-fetched, but its pretty much true. Im sorry for wasting peoples time, but I don't live in those areas, my little brothers guitar was just getting transported through those areas. Do you no compassion?

Do you no English?

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Quote by bloodstained
Please, this is no scam, and I can't and any Insurance company or any insurer by that matter. Who do you think start these natural disasters, throughout many low-insured areas? I know its a bit far-fetched, but its pretty much true. Im sorry for wasting peoples time, but I don't live in those areas, my little brothers guitar was just getting transported through those areas. Do you no compassion?


Sir, in what forum and what Sub-forum are you located in at this very moment? And what certain Cannibal Corpse song is a meme around here?
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Quote by bloodstained
Please, this is no scam, and I can't and any Insurance company or any insurer by that matter. Who do you think start these natural disasters, throughout many low-insured areas? I know its a bit far-fetched, but its pretty much true. Im sorry for wasting peoples time, but I don't live in those areas, my little brothers guitar was just getting transported through those areas. Do you no compassion?


Then buy a god damn first act.

This may better fit your price range
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#29
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants, so why am I dressed like a pirate in this restaurant.
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Quote by bloodstained
Please, this is no scam, and I can't and any Insurance company or any insurer by that matter. Who do you think start these natural disasters, throughout many low-insured areas? I know its a bit far-fetched, but its pretty much true. Im sorry for wasting peoples time, but I don't live in those areas, my little brothers guitar was just getting transported through those areas. Do you no compassion?

Compassion? Oh, so it's our fault now? We're obliged to give you money just because you suffered a misfortune? Life's tough sh*t mate, get f*cking used to it. And never have the arrogance to think that things are so unbelievably terrible because no matter how bad life may be, it can always get a whole lot worse, so be thankful for what you have.

It's a guitar for christ's sake, deal with it. I heard somewhere that almost 300 people were killed, and many people lots their entire houses. People lost family members, homes, and you're sad because he just lost his guitar? Learn some goddamn humility for the both of you. $4500 isn't even that much compared to other possessions people lost, and it's hardly irreplaceable.
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Quote by bloodstained
Please, this is no scam, and I can't and any Insurance company or any insurer by that matter. Who do you think start these natural disasters, throughout many low-insured areas? I know its a bit far-fetched, but its pretty much true. Im sorry for wasting peoples time, but I don't live in those areas, my little brothers guitar was just getting transported through those areas. Do you no compassion?

Do you no take the guitar out of the house before it burns down? my prs would be the very first thing i grabbed if i was on fire. it would come before stop drop and roll.
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#33
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They say a man should always dress for the job he wants, so why am I dressed like a pirate in this restaurant.

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#34
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Do you no English?


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#35
Quote by Zugunruhe
Do you no take the guitar out of the house before it burns down? my prs would be the very first thing i grabbed if i was on fire. it would come before stop drop and roll.



Me to. But his house didn't burn. Supposedly, the guitar happened to be traveling through this area, which is very unlikely, and was burned up, which is also very unlikely.

For a man living in Australia, you suck **** at English, so this is obviously a troll, a hack, or maybe just a douche.
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Do you no take the guitar out of the house before it burns down?


i love it
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#38
Yea, good point, how the f*ck does JUST the guitar get burned? What, do you keep it out in the bushes on a little stand? To give it good air? F*ck off troll, and take your scam/bullsh*t/retardation with you.
#39
Quote by Le_Bunny
People died in those fires. Tell him to be glad he has his life, a guitar isn't worth as much as others have lost... so no, no sympathy from me.


+1 I can't believe this kid is serious.
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#40
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I remember that


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