#1
there was an argument today at school, and it was about how you wipe your ass, i personally sit down to wipe, but to my suprise and horror i found some people stand up to wipe, before today i thought everyone sat down, i guess its not a question you generally ask...so pit, how do u wipe?


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Stand up man... i aint sticking my hand down the pan.. i dunno what sort of mess i'vemade down there.
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#5
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how do you wipe if you're sitting down?



with skill
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#6
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how do you wipe if you're sitting down?

Using the excess space between the seat and your asshole you do a sweeping movement towards the tank-side.

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#10
You guys wipe???




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#12
i wipe seated, and Absent Mind, i applaud you
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#13
i wipe with my hand, you guys are weird.
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#14
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Using the excess space between the seat and your asshole you do a sweeping movement towards the tank-side.


This.
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#18
I thought everyone was taught to wipe standing up...

and...

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#20
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Sometimes I wipe till i start to bleed, true story.

Dude, I'm in class... don't make me laugh!
#21
This thread is amazing. But seriously, wiping standing up? :/

I sort of lean my ass to the left so to create a space then wipe my ass by using the gap created by the leaning of said ass.
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#22
Wiping's for wusses. I just sh1t with so much force that nothing is able to stick to my ass/surrounding area so no need to wipe
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#23
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Wiping's for wusses. I just sh1t with so much force that nothing is able to stick to my ass/surrounding area so no need to wipe

I love the ghost wipes though, saves like 5 minutes for me.
#24
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Wiping's for wusses. I just sh1t with so much force that nothing is able to stick to my ass/surrounding area so no need to wipe


You sir win this thread haha
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#25
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This thread is amazing. But seriously, wiping standing up? :/

I sort of lean my ass to the left so to create a space then wipe my ass by using the gap created by the leaning of said ass.


Me too!

...

and, Random88...

People probably think I'm crazy... laughing for no reason in class...
#26
Quote by slayaplaya
Me too!

...

and, Random88...

People probably think I'm crazy... laughing for no reason in class...

No.. If they found out what you were laughing about they would think you are weird.

"I'm just laughin about wipin' my ass"

*Blank Stares*
#27
Jesus christ what a thread

I'd say we've hit a new low but this is the Pit so it's nothing special really.
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#30
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No.. If they found out what you were laughing about they would think you are weird.

"I'm just laughin about wipin' my ass"

*Blank Stares*


This just makes it worse... this time I'm making noises...

But I can't stop watching this thread...
#31
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This just makes it worse... this time I'm making noises...

But I can't stop watching this thread...


Rofl. There is so much potential win should a class mate find out your laughing at people wiping their ass...

EDIT - Can someone please post a (non nude or nude - would prefer the latter) picture of how the **** you wipe standing up without your ass cheeks closing again :/
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neh...i dont reeeeallly wanna find the actual answer, just see wut ppl say


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#33
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Rofl. There is so much potential win should a class mate find out your laughing at people wiping their ass...


well... I'm in the back of the room and no one can see my screen so I'm good...

Yay, school is over!