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#1
this has probably been done before so my apologies if it has but the other day I heard the most rediculous theory ever! It was that the twin towers never existed and that they were just a hologram, seriously how stupid can you get? What ones have you heard?
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#3
I heard there's a searchbar but I think it's just a conspiracy. A jewish-muslim-gay conspiracy.
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#4
Quote by nightraven
the evidence is EVERYWHERE



I heard that the searchbar actually doesn't exist. The government removed it in order to ensure that the largest amount of spam possible is put up on the internet.


Spam = Government Control.
There may be times when it is impossible to prevent injustice, but there should never be a time when we fail to protest it.


Take a trip down the Scenic River


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#5
I heard there was in fact over a thousand towers, and that every "replay" shown on TV was the US Milk Industry's Secret Agents blowing up another two in exactly the same way.

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#6
oh you guys are good! That comeback has been used way tooo much and it sucks... really badly
I defecate all over my clothes to get extra protected
Roses are Red
Violets are Bitchin
God Dammit Woman
Get Back in the Kitchen
#7
Quote by lee 31392
this has probably been done before so my apologies if it has but the other day I heard the most rediculous theory ever! It was that the twin towers never existed and that they were just a hologram, seriously how stupid can you get? What ones have you heard?



It never excisted,
It's nothing but a bare illusion which people who wanted to see it saw. Just like the planes,
#8
Quote by lee 31392
oh you guys are good! That comeback has been used way tooo much and it sucks... really badly


+1
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#10
guys ur all wrong.... there were no holograms...*shakes head in disbelief at the pits natural stupidity*

they were big towers cut out of cardboard and put in new york so america could start a pointless war...
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Lots of lulz were produced, thankyou good sir
#11
Dude...where the fuck is the searchbar? I've never been able to find it.
Sail upon the open skies
#12
Watch a movie called "Zeitgeist" and you will know the truth. Seriously, watch it now. Everyone.
#13
Quote by angusfan16
Dude...where the fuck is the searchbar? I've never been able to find it.



whoah! how did you swear?
Quote by Vauxite
Lots of lulz were produced, thankyou good sir
#14
i once heard that if you play any MCR song backwards, the world will explode... the reason being that they suck if you play them the normal way, but uber suck if its played backwards...
#15
Quote by wigzwamz
whoah! how did you swear?



Special pit privileges. It's what i get for being Anus fan.
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#16
Quote by Poglia
Watch a movie called "Zeitgeist" and you will know the truth. Seriously, watch it now. Everyone.

Seriously . No.

Bill Gates caused 9-11. He wanted to sell more Windows.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#17
Quote by angusfan16
Dude...where the fuck is the searchbar? I've never been able to find it.

If you watch Zeitgeist, you can see the searchbar right behind the towers man. It's everywhere.
#18
Quote by angusfan16
Special pit privileges. It's what i get for being Anus fan.



tell me and i give you a pit of e-cookies
Quote by Vauxite
Lots of lulz were produced, thankyou good sir
#19
Quote by wigzwamz
whoah! how did you swear?

Fucking Cockbollocks dick cunt.
Dunno.
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clothes evaporate.
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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#20
Quote by Jackal58
Seriously . No.

Bill Gates caused 9-11. He wanted to sell more Windows.



*bad-dum-tssh*
Quote by Vauxite
Lots of lulz were produced, thankyou good sir
#21
Quote by wigzwamz
whoah! how did you swear?

the censor is a fucking conspiracy put in place by the US government, only those enlightened few are able to evade its clutches on our freedoms.


fuck
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




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#22
Quote by jgbsmith
the censor is a fucking conspiracy put in place by the US government, only those enlightened few are able to evade its clutches on our freedoms.


fuck



ahhh now i fucking see
Quote by Vauxite
Lots of lulz were produced, thankyou good sir
#24
Quote by Myfirstpubes
I dont get it how do you do it?

unfucking fortunate.
You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




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http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
#25
Quote by wigzwamz
tell me and i give you a pit of e-cookies

Quote him and the fucking truth will set you free.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#26
Quote by Myfirstpubes
I dont get it how do you do it?


well youd better fucking work it our for yourself like me
Quote by Vauxite
Lots of lulz were produced, thankyou good sir
#27
Quote by angusfan16
Special pit privileges. It's what i get for being Anus fan.


Nah, it's just cause we're fucking awesome.

Fuck yeah!
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#28


need more be said?
I Won't Let This Build Up Inside Of Me

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+Sideways 8

Well thats me set ^^
#29
Quote by wigzwamz
ahhh now i fucking see



You did it differently.
Sail upon the open skies
#30
Quote by angusfan16
You did it differently.



why does that make a fucking difference?
Quote by Vauxite
Lots of lulz were produced, thankyou good sir
#31
Quote by wigzwamz
why does that make a fucking difference?



Dunno man. Ya know...no one answered my question.

Where is the searchbar?
Sail upon the open skies
#32
Quote by angusfan16
You did it differently.

Just be satisfied that we were able to corrupt another young mind.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#33
Wheres is the searchbar!?!?!

Favorite solos:

Comfortably Numb
Since I've Been Loving you
Wicked World
Mr. Crowley
Welcome To BucketheadLand
Perfect Crime
Lazy
Nightrain
The Lemon Song
#34
Quote by Ozwal
Wheres is the searchbar!?!?!


It's all in our minds.

Take the blue pill and let's see how far down the searchbarhole we can go.
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#35
Quote by Ozwal
Wheres is the searchbar!?!?!

FOUND IT!
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/search.php?

And look what I found, a 12 page thread on this
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1045338&highlight=conspiracy
#36
Jesus.

There is a lot of fucking swearing going on in this thread.
There may be times when it is impossible to prevent injustice, but there should never be a time when we fail to protest it.


Take a trip down the Scenic River


Call me Charlie.
#38
so.... does everyone here swear with the b b /b /b method, I feel left out 'cause I use size=2 /size
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You should be using UG classic.




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#39
Quote by Seryaph
Jesus.

There is a lot of fucking swearing going on in this thread.

Holy fucking shit balls dude! You're right!
#40
Quote by jgbsmith
so.... does everyone here swear with the b b /b /b method, I feel left out 'cause I use size=2 /size



I didn't know you could do it any other way besides b b /b /b
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