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#1
I realize the Pit isn't that great of a place to ask, but I can't find any good computer forums.

My two friends are currently working on hacking my computer. I know one of the programs my one friend has can block my IP from using the internet, so I have to keep setting a new static IP. I guess there's also no way to trace that program as well. He also attempted a remote shutdown of my computer (we're on a wireless router), but for some reason my laptop didn't show up but our other friend's did.

He just got a program called Zenmap, and I guess he's going to try to hack into my router's admin settings, because my friends always torrent stuff at my house so I blocked the port that utorrent uses, and they need to access the router's admin settings to ping me or something. I'm currently using Cain, which is a completely legal program, that allows me to hijack their internet signal and monitor what they're doing. Anyway, they've been getting a bunch of hacking programs, and my router stopped nine DoS attacks last night, so yeah. I am not asking you to help me hack or anything like that. I want to know if you know of any good programs I can use to block different types of attacks. I'm going to download ArpON, which blocks against ARP posion attacks, and I did find a program that blocked against back-door monitoring programs like Back Orifice, but it wouldn't download for some reason. So yeah, if you know of any good programs, let me know.
#2
Put an axe in his computer.
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#3
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Put an axe in his computer.


I was going to suggest the same.. Except through his head...
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#6
Make that same axe swing smoothly trough his neck, in direction of the computer. You will now be safe.
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#7
sorry i have no ideas but maybe an axe through their head, and computer, why are you friends with people screwing with your computer any way????
#8
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internet war?

Lol pretty much. I'm going to begin hacking, but I'm not going to discuss that on UG, since I know it's against the rules. I will say, however, that I'm working on securing my computer and anonymising my activity first, unlike them. They're just going right into trying to hack me, so hopefully it'll get them owned.
#9
plug his ethernet cord into the toaster.
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#11
You know who's hacking your computer?

Beat his ass down you tool.
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#12
kick your freinds in the nuts and tell them to stop practicing hacking on you.
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#13
Unplug your computer from the internet.

Then Look over at them and yell "WHAT NOW BITCHES!?!?!"
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#14
While they sleep, tie them down. Proceed to taser their balls every few seconds until they swear on their grandparent's grave they won't hack your computer. Then give them one more for emphasis.
#15
Rip your network cable out.
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#16
Quote by frottage
I know one of the programs my one friend has can block my IP from using the internet.
I don't think this is possible.

However I suggest to use a good firewall and to keep your system up to date. Unless they are VERY skilled hackers, they can do nothing to your computer. Just hope that they don't know any exploit/vulnerability not fixed yet.
#17
you need a 9mm, a shovel and a back garden.

trust me, nobody will miss them. it's fool proof.
#19
Use harden to increase your computer's defence
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#20
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Unplug your computer from the internet.

Then Look over at them and yell "WHAT NOW BITCHES!?!?!"


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#21
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Use harden to increase your computer's defence


+1 I suggest that you go into their computers and tear their wireless cards out...
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#22
Delete System 32... they'll never see it coming
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#23
Wow, they sound like good friends. I would suggest murder, but someone got there before me.
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#24
Learn a bit about hacking yourself and how to turn the connections into a two-way thing. Long story short, they get a lot of horse porn on their computers.
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#25
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Delete System 32... they'll never see it coming

Best advice yet.
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#26
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you sick bastard!


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mole-porn is where it's at!


How can they provide good porn? They can't see!
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#27
download a virus, that utterly destroys your PC (make sure you backed all your data first) then when they hack you. . . well they're in for more of surprise than I got when I went down to the woods one day....
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#28
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How can they provide good porn? They can't see!

Duh, you bet on how many times the dude mole is gonna jab the chick mole in the nose before he gets it right, whilst fapping of course
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#31
Quote by sglover34479
Why are your friends hacking you?

They just told me that it was because I was using Cain to monitor what they were doing, and it's not even my internet since my parents pay for it. However, I couldn't go on xbl for two weeks because of the lag they caused by torrenting so much stuff, so I believe I have a right to monitor what they're doing. And I still consider my internet, whether I'm paying for it or not, especially since my mom said she doesn't care if I monitor them.

EDIT: And they just want to get good at hacking. I honestly didn't really care about hacking, other than breaking into people's wifi and getting through firewalls and stuff, but if they're going to hack me, I'm going to have fight hacking with hacking.
Last edited by frottage at Feb 16, 2009,
#32
I suggest you wait till they're 'attacking' your computer again, walk next door and kick them right in the balls.
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#33
Quote by reddeath959
Duh, you bet on how many times the dude mole is gonna jab the chick mole in the nose before he gets it right, whilst fapping of course


That's not porn, dude, that's rape. Mole rape. It's as bad as raping a furry blind child.
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#34
dude .. just knock him the ***** out


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#36
Quote by neopowell
That's not porn, dude, that's rape. Mole rape. It's as bad as raping a furry blind child.

I like it kinky
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#37
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They just told me that it was because I was using Cain to monitor what they were doing, and it's not even my internet since my parents pay for it. However, I couldn't go on xbl for two weeks because of the lag they caused by torrenting so much stuff, so I believe I have a right to monitor what they're doing. And I still consider my internet, whether I'm paying for it or not, especially since my mom said she doesn't care if I monitor them.

EDIT: And they just want to get good at hacking. I honestly didn't really care about hacking, other than breaking into people's wifi and getting through firewalls and stuff, but if they're going to hack me, I'm going to have fight hacking with hacking.



why the hell are they using your internet/ stuff theyre not paying for? tell them to get their own internet, and throw a line 6 at them or something.
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#38
Close your laptop. Remove battery....Stand up.....Turn.....walk towards the hacker sitting next to you.....Proceed to punch him in the face REPEATEDLY untill he stops moving. Problem solved.
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#40
Rub your sack on their faces.

If they continue to try to hack, you KNOW they're gay, because they obviously want more scrotum-face action.
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