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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/4637339/Schoolboy-father-Alfie-Patten-distraught-at-claims-Maisie-not-his.html



you remember this thread right?
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1067005&page=1&pp=20

well, apparently that ugly ass got tapped by at least two other boys

"It is inevitable there are going to be doubts, particularly with the number of boys who've come forward claiming to have had sex with Chantelle."

"There is one boy in particular who does seem to have a stronger resemblance to the child."
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#4
this was in the one of the first articles in the paper i read about this...i dont even think i was jacking it at 13
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*Kid goes back to playing xbox*
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#9
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The Pit is not the Daily Mail.


I'm not sure.... They are both full of racists and ignorants...
#10
kids are so fucking stupid. I bet half of them just want publicity.

"It was disclosed that Alfie and Chantelle had routinely been allowed to share a bed."

Also, the parents are fucking stupid.
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#11


Too bad the kid found out his girl is a hoe


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#12
Ruddy heck, the Telegraph, the Mail and the Sun will run any story they can possibly find if they think they can get people to buy papers.

THIS IS A MEDIA CREATION. IT IS NOT 'REAL'. Christ...
#13
Someone ****ing call Springer already.
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#16
Why would other kids 'come out' and say this?
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#17
I love how the pit is taking a higher moral standpoint.

As if all of you horny teenagers wouldn't have hit that if she offered herself to you. People brag in the pit about boning fat chicks all the time.

Shame on all of you
#18
WHy exactly are those 2 other guys coming foward haha? Everyone thought the 13 year old idiot knocked her up, its his problem now...WHy step foward and admit you could be the father.....IDIOTS!
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#19
If this is real then it's pretty shocking, of course these stories usually get twisted by the Media but still.
#20
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I'm not sure.... They are both full of racists and ignorants...


True, but the Mail uses spellcheck more often.
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#22
Richard Goodsell, 16, a trainee chef, claims to have had a three-month relationship with the schoolgirl.

He said: "I know I could be the father. Everyone thinks I am. My friends all tell me that baby has my eyes– even my mum thinks so."

-.- Well this kid has to be right, his friends and his mom said he had the babies eyes.
#24
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DNA test, my friend. If it's not his, then he can go back to playing xBox.
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#26
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well, apparently that ugly ass got tapped by at least two other boys




She looks like white shrek
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#27
Knockin up 15-year old chicks, totally worth it.

Edit: OH ****! That ugly bitch is his girlfriend? Nevermind. I thought it was his mom.
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Kids these days...
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#29
I admit, I've also had sexual relations with this woman.
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#30
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Who the **** would sleep with that anyway? You seen the state of it

any 14 year old teenage boy

tbh, he looks really young. I doubt hes capable of blowing his load
#31
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this was in the one of the first articles in the paper i read about this...i dont even think i was jacking it at 13


Its all the steroids in the meat these days that kids are getting. Where the **** was that when we were this age.


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#32
wow...i hate to attack all people of a country but you brits disgust me if that many of you find that freak tranny doable.
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#33
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I admit, I've also had sexual relations with this woman.

Despite my previous post... I've rammed it in her pooper before.
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#35
Does this mean I am the rightful father of this child I know nothing about?
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It's the coming.
#36
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any 14 year old teenage boy

I can safely say I wouldnt of
#37
I just marvel at the medical miracle that is one 13 year-old boy impregnating his 15 year-old boyfriend.
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#39
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I just marvel at the medical miracle that is one 13 year-old boy impregnating his 15 year-old boyfriend.


hehehe iuno why but i lol'd pretty hard at this. wasn't even that clever but it killed me anyways hahaha
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#40
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I can safely say I wouldnt of

i mean, you got to remember she just had a kid in the pictures you've seen of her.
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