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#1
It has taken me years to compose, but I feel like this plan, along with the cooperation of the pitmonkeys of UG, has the potential to disable Kensai's schemes for good.


So what we do is, every time Kensai makes a remark, humorous or not, we over-exaggerate its humor, like so:

Kensai: put an axe in his computer.
You: LAWL KENSAI. THAT R FUNNIEST THANG I EVAR HAS HURD. U R TRULY TRUE COMEDIANS.
Kensai: uh... yeah!


eventually, he will get so tired of us over-exaggerating, he will stop making posts. not stop trying to be funny and becoming a normal, valued, well-respected member of the UG community. no. He will cease to post anything. UG will be free of all Kensai, therefore leaving us normal people to go about our everyday pitmonkeying.

I BELIEVE. THAT ONE DAY. UG WILL BE KENSAI-FREE.
#2


Out of all the threads in the pit I had to come into this one...
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#5
Well, you give him a good spanking, lock him up, and make him your sex slave.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#10
Quote by Kensai


Out of all the threads in the pit I had to come into this one...


LAWL KENSAI. THAT R FUNNIEST THANG I EVAR HAS HURD. U R TRULY TRUE COMEDIANS.

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LAWL KENSAI. THAT R FUNNIEST THANG I EVAR HAS HURD. U R TRULY TRUE COMEDIANS.


God Dammit!!!
Last edited by Iivewire at Feb 16, 2009,
#12
LAWL KILLTHEQUEENFTW. THAT R FUNNIEST THANG I EVAR HAS HURD. U R TRULY TRUE COMEDIANS.

But seriously, works better if he doesnt know it's happening.
#13
We all bow to our Lord and saviour Kensai.
This is my sig, isn't it

AWESOME?

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']I never understood Christianity.

A religion that is essentially based on stories about an invisible man that made the universe and a magic zombie that could walk on water and got nailed to a cross.
#15
Quote by Kensai


Out of all the threads in the pit I had to come into this one...


Aww
ERADICATE THIS DISEASE



Because it's killing me.
#16
If I were Kensai, I wouldn't give a crap. I'd just keep posting.
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#20
Quote by killthequeenftw
It has taken me years to compose, but I feel like this plan, along with the cooperation of the pitmonkeys of UG, has the potential to disable Kensai's schemes for good.


So what we do is, every time Kensai makes a remark, humorous or not, we over-exaggerate its humor, like so:

Kensai: put an axe in his computer.
You: LAWL KENSAI. THAT R FUNNIEST THANG I EVAR HAS HURD. U R TRULY TRUE COMEDIANS.
Kensai: uh... yeah!


eventually, he will get so tired of us over-exaggerating, he will stop making posts. not stop trying to be funny and becoming a normal, valued, well-respected member of the UG community. no. He will cease to post anything. UG will be free of all Kensai, therefore leaving us normal people to go about our everyday pitmonkeying.

I BELIEVE. THAT ONE DAY. UG WILL BE KENSAI-FREE.


You joined Jan. '09 and you want to stop him? Shame.
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ExiledSoul, you have just won the Best UG Liar award. Thanks for participating with your incredible dumbassery and lies.


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#21
Kensai, that last joke was staler than Peter Griffin's toe bread on a boring day.
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I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#22
Quote by Kensai


Out of all the threads in the pit I had to come into this one...



oh well might as well jump on the bandwagon, i was never popular enough to be different...


LAWL KENSAI. THAT R FUNNIEST THANG I EVAR HAS HURD. U R TRULY TRUE COMEDIANS!
Hi I'm
Mr. JimBo R. Insane
#23
Quote by killthequeenftw
I BELIEVE. THAT ONE DAY. UG WILL BE KENSAI-FREE.
Dream on kid.
#24
Quote by Kensai


Out of all the threads in the pit I had to come into this one...
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#25
But I like Kensai, he are comedians.
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Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



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#28
I don't know Kensai, I...I never met Kensai or had any contact with him, but...

*Sobs uncontrollably*
#29
Kensai is like the son I never wanted. Go away. Noob.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#30
Well you guys laughing at everything he says pointlessly is what made him that famous in the first place...So you're just going to continue doing that to reduce his popularity ?

Good idea
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Damn you X-Boy!!!


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TURNED 18 TODAY !!! (22/02)
#31
Quote by Kensai


Out of all the threads in the pit I had to come into this one...

ahahah hahahah omfg kensai i freaking love you!

haha
haha
#32
Come on guys, I'm 20% into ceasing my actitivities and becoming a normal productive member of UG. You can do it!
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#33
Time for the swedes of UG to unite as one;

Du gamla du fria, du fjällhöga nord...
Hi I'm
Mr. JimBo R. Insane
#35
Quote by Kensai
Come on guys, I'm 20% into ceasing my actitivities and becoming a normal productive member of UG. You can do it!

WTF!? No! Kensai! Don't leave us!
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#36
Quote by Jackal58
Kensai is like the son I never wanted. Go away. Noob.

ahahahahahaa.....he just said noob


wow...
Guitars:
Martin DSR acoustic
Fender Telecaster
Epiphone Les Paul
Amp:
Fender Hot Rod Deluxe
Pedals:
535Q Crybaby>Fulltone OCD>Phase 90>EHX Big Muff>MXR Carbon Copy>EHX Holy Grail
You can call me Matt
#37
Quote by killthequeenftw
you're not helping the cause, cagnius


Read: waste of time.

Clearly the threadstarter's sexual tension for Kjell is palpable.
#38
Quote by Kensai
Come on guys, I'm 20% into ceasing my actitivities and becoming a normal productive member of UG. You can do it!

LORDY MAN YOURE SO FUNNY
#40
Quote by Kensai
Come on guys, I'm 20% into ceasing my actitivities and becoming a normal productive member of UG. You can do it!

So you're going to become a complete ass?
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.