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#1
3 days ago, i was at my park playing some soccer with some friends. Went we were done, we started to head towards our cars. As we were walking, we saw a pickup truck hawlin ass, we all looked, and i see some old ****er throw out PUPPIES!!
yes ****in PUPPIES! one of the puppies got ran over.

When i saw this, i never had so much hatred for someone.
He was forced to stop because of the stop sigh and had 2 cars in front of him.

So I was the first one to go to his car, open it up, pull him out, and kick him in the face like 10 times.
i was also wearing cleats, so he had no face when i was done.
After that, EVERYONE in the park was watching and called the cops.

i took off and got pulled over at a stoplight.
I got arrested, and spent 4 days in jail before i got bailed out.

I was ORIGINALLY goin to court for attempted murder, but for the crime the guy comminted, i just got battery.
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#5
Umm... just gonna throw this out there

1)Troll?

2)Violence isn't the answer maybe?
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#6
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#8
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So, this happened 3 days ago and you were in jail 4 days? Are you posting this from the future?


oh **** my fault.

4 days ago
#9
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#10
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That wasn't "the right thing" to do.


I agree,

Even though what the guy was doing wasn't right, what you did was just as wrong, and in my opinion worse.
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#11
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So, this happened 3 days ago and you were in jail 4 days? Are you posting this from the future?

Flawed much?
#13
That wasn't the right thing to do.

EDIT - my fingers are too slow.
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#14
That wasn't the right thing to do.


You're an ass.
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oh **** my fault.

4 days ago


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#20
I call BS. Also, when my dog had puppies, my dad shot all of them. Of course, that was after no one would take them, and they began attacking each other. Still, if you really did do that, you should go to jail for attempted murder. Animals have no rights, that guy, although it was a dickish move, had every right to do that with the puppies.
#21
Since when, beating someone with pure hatred is the right thing to do?
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#22
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Oh lord, that was hilarious. Although I was expecting something along the lines of electric shock from a car battery while helping an old man jumpstart his pickup, but whatever.
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#23
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a few punches to the face would have done just fine



Or a citizens arrest. Do you have those in the US?
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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
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#24
I think what you did is awesome.

Wrong, but awesome.


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I thought the same thing!


as did i, my friend.


as did i...
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#29
Sticks and stones may break my bones but I'll kick you repeatedly in the face Cardacki!!!
#30
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I call BS. Also, when my dog had puppies, my dad shot all of them. Of course, that was after no one would take them, and they began attacking each other. Still, if you really did do that, you should go to jail for attempted murder. Animals have no rights, that guy, although it was a dickish move, had every right to do that with the puppies.


Animals have no rights??

You should ****in die
#32
I woulda gone over to him for sure.
And yelled at him,
but would I have beat the **** out of him?
no I would not have.
#33
WOW DUDE SCREW ALL OF THE FAGS SAYING YOUR IN THE WRONG!!! I HATE ANYONE WHO DOES THAT TO ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!! ID HAVE DONE THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!!! (but whats up with the batterys?)
#34
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bull... 4 days ago and already had a court session?!?!


Originally a attempted murder charge, but a batter charge instead...

they give you a slip and wait til court date
#35
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Animals have no rights??

You should ****in die

I think we have an obligation to treat them with respect and not abuse them, but they have no real rights.
#36
dude good for u id have beaten him to a bloody pulp.
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#37
Quote by frottage
I call BS. Also, when my dog had puppies, my dad shot all of them. Of course, that was after no one would take them, and they began attacking each other. Still, if you really did do that, you should go to jail for attempted murder. Animals have no rights, that guy, although it was a dickish move, had every right to do that with the puppies.

Oh, fuck you.
They have rights.
#38
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Animals have no rights??

You should ****in die

Well, not more rights than the guy you kicked in the ****in head.
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#39
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Well, not more rights than the guy you kicked in the ****in head.

+1

I'm guessing most of the people in this thread have never killed an animal, just judging by the way you're all reacting.
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I think we have an obligation to treat them with respect and not abuse them, but they have no real rights.

whether you realize it or not, humans are animals too. So using your reasoning we humans have no rights.
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