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I'm betting my friend (my digitech grunge for a box of strings) that I can gain 10-20 pounds in under 2 months. What are some foods or energy bars that will help me gain weight?
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#4
Fast food and smoke a lotta pot
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#5
Go on the McDonalds Diet.
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#8
why do you want to gain weight? just for the bet? or do you really think you need to?
Soon you will sit on the bench
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You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
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#9


Donut

Bacon

Burger

Donut

Have one a day, you'll reach your goal in 2 weeks.
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#10
Step 1: sit on ass
Step 2: watch alot of tv
Step 3: eat lots of fast food
Step 4: ??????
Step 5: huzzah! ur a fatass
#11
Just drink 10 pounds of water.

Or get some creatine and pump some iron (creatine makes you gain muscle and retain water. The water disappears when you stop taking it and your weight goes back to normal with some extra muscle).
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#14
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Just drink 10 pounds of water.

Or get some creatine and pump some iron (creatine makes you gain muscle and retain water. The water disappears when you stop taking it and your weight goes back to normal with some extra muscle).


Actually, I'm pretty sure that will kill him.

The second one is logical however.
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#15
Supersize me.


For the record, this disgusts me.
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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#17
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This is what you would call a "lose-lose" situation

what are u talking about

he eats yummy food and he gets a pedal
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Herpes maybe.
#18
smoke weed 24/7, then just keep eating anything. ( weed will give you munchies, the quest of eating whatever food is available at your disposal, make it taste twice as good, and even when your stomach is full, you'll still eat ! )
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Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#20
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what are u talking about

he eats yummy food and he gets a pedal


No, he get's a box of strings...
Literacy for the win.
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#21
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Donut

Bacon

Burger

Donut

Have one a day, you'll reach your goal in 2 weeks.


holy sh*t that looks good
#22
eat lots of meat and work out... muscle is heavier than fat.. it also helps if that meat is accompanied with something greasy like french fries...
#23
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Actually, I'm pretty sure that will kill him.

The second one is logical however.

Well...it's 4.5 litres of water...you could certainly drink 2 litres easily (4.4 pounds).
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#24
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Fast food and smoke a lotta pot


that's like saying "eat at wendys" twice.
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#25
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eat fast food for every meal


but what do you get if you win?

box of ernie ball strings is my prize
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You see this is why it's wrong to rape your guitar... in public.

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I want to name an invention the Insta-gasm 3000. I feel very strongly about this.

Gear Setup:
Jackson Rhoads
Digitech Grunge
Fender FM 212R
#26
Quote by breadstick

Or get some creatine and pump some iron (creatine makes you gain muscle and retain water. The water disappears when you stop taking it and your weight goes back to normal with some extra muscle).

This is definitly your best bet. I'm sure you really dont wanna gain 20 pounds of flab, so why not gain 20 pounds in PURE IRON MUSCLE!!!!! RAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!!! Lol.
#27
you need help figuring out what to eat to gain wait? really?

my self-esteem just improved.

for the sake of your health, i suggest cheating. gain a few pounds and make up the rest with a large belt buckle and rocks in your pockets; i can only hope you didn't weigh yourself naked.
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#28
Pump some iron; head to the gym. Alot. You'll gain weight 67% faster.
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#29
Honestly, I'd loose on purpose, Digitec peddles hijack your tone.

But on the bright side, it's winter, and your body is designed to gain weight when it's cold. So eat really high-fat heavy meals that are portioned way to big for a family of five, let alone one person. (ie the 10 piece chicken dinner from KFC) Dont do anything but sit on your ass. Eat when your bored, because you are bored.

yea, I think that's about it.
#30
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i think my cholesterol went up just by looking at that.
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#31
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i think my cholesterol went up just by looking at that.


+1

it kind of made me throw up in my mouth when i saw it
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#32
all these sit on your ass and eat junk food things don't work. i do that all day and i'm still skinny as a rail.
#33
^lol that is disgusting.
Ok why did you bet all this for 1 pack or stringS? Wouldnt you of been better off buying a pack in the first place? Rather spend more money on fast food and what not trying to gain weight. I think you lose either way. its actually a lose-lose-lose situation.
#34
The BACONATOR

That and a ****load of poutine.
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#36
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^lol that is disgusting.
Ok why did you bet all this for 1 pack or stringS? Wouldnt you of been better off buying a pack in the first place? Rather spend more money on fast food and what not trying to gain weight. I think you lose either way. its actually a lose-lose-lose situation.


but he's got the seven'ynine eightynine nine'ynine yeah yeah yeah!
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#38
that advertisement, and the top half of the krispy burger...

it's spooky how well some of these ads find a target audience.
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#39
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that advertisement, and the top half of the krispy burger...

it's spooky how well some of these ads find a target audience.


hell I was looking at the "I found porn in my parents' drawer" thread and they were advertising some penis enlargement product, talk about f*cked up
#40
protein shakes
chocolate shakes
vanilla shakes
twinkie
chocolate sundae
peanut butter
mcdonalds
CiCi's pizza buffet 5 times a week
2 dozen donuts a week
burger king
oreos
milk
oreos and milk
steak
hamburger


and of course your not aloud to do any kind of excersize with this.
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