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#1
while on the internet at 2 in the morning i stumbled upon websites by people that claim to be vampires or werewolves


what....the f.u.c.k?!!
#8
our website can only be seen at 2am...
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#10
Bwahaha you have led me to their den. Now watch children as I, a true vampire hunter, destroys his prey.
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#11
Quote by phoenix_crush
while on the internet at 2 in the morning i stumbled upon websites by people that claim to be vampires or werewolves


what....the f.u.c.k?!!



It's probably legit.
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#12
the first thing that popped into my head....

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The Coffin-Bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
.
..
...
I have no opinion on this matter.
#13
Is one of them Sanguinarius? That site is hilarious.

EDIT: And I love how the people that call themselves "real werewolves" use some bull****ty definition like "someone who identifies with wolves", just so they get to call themselves a werewolf.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
Last edited by whalepudding at Feb 16, 2009,
#15
Quote by brandon369852
It's probably legit.


lol
i thought it was a joke at first but theres ppl on yahoo answers claiming to be vampires
i keep thinking of that south park episode
this is almost as good as the website that syas belgium is a conspiracy
#16
Quote by alaskan_ninja
It's mathematically impossible for them to exist. Idiots.


Well, I don't believe in vampire but I could see them being able to hide or whatever, but werewolves essentially hulk out so I don't see how they could hide unless everyone of them decides to live in a secluded environment.
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#17
they probably have the disease (or whatever lol ) of having a fetish for blood, I remember reading up about it. Forgot the name though
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#18
It's Okay, I'm a Space Marine Chaplain, from the Blood Angels chapter

Space marines > vampires/werewolves

My brother's, the hunt is on

/Purify the wicked
#19
I say, I say, we all register on the forum, and learn more about Vampires.
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#20
Quote by whalepudding
Is one of them Sanguinarius? That site is hilarious.

EDIT: And I love how the people that call themselves "real werewolves" use some bull****ty definition of a werewolf like "someone who identifies with wolves", just so they get to call themselves a werewolf.


some ppl on yahooanswers were like "we prefer being called lycans" and iwas like how about "person with no friends"
#21
Quote by technicolour
It's Okay, I'm a Space Marine Chaplain, from the Blood Angels chapter

Space marines > vampires/werewolves

My brother's, the hunt is on

/Purify the wicked


You fool, without my magic you will get slaughtered!!! I don't care how good your space technology is!!!
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#22
Quote by whalepudding
Is one of them Sanguinarius? That site is hilarious.

EDIT: And I love how the people that call themselves "real werewolves" use some bull****ty definition like "someone who identifies with wolves", just so they get to call themselves a werewolf.

So...


Michigan fans?
#24
Quote by phoenix_crush
some ppl on yahooanswers were like "we prefer being called lycans" and iwas like how about "person with no friends"


bro, u kool.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#25
Quote by illuminatiano
they probably have the disease (or whatever lol ) of having a fetish for blood, I remember reading up about it. Forgot the name though

Fetishes aren't diseases.

Although you're probably right, that combined with being a really boring person and wanting to be interesting and dark somehow.
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#26



I'm a werewolf too
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#28
Quote by MedicreDemon



I'm a werewolf too

Big Foot goes to school?


lol that sounds like a movie title.
#29
Quote by tayroar
You fool, without my magic you will get slaughtered!!! I don't care how good your space technology is!!!


The Emperor doesn't take kindly to witches either, heretic.
#30
They're idiots.

If, by the off chance that there actually were real vampires and werewolves, they would never admit it.
Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
#31
Quote by phoenix_crush
some ppl on yahooanswers were like "we prefer being called lycans" and iwas like how about "person with no friends"

win.
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#33
i really am a werewolf... you people should be scared for your lives..seriously. you dont know what we can do
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#34
Quote by MedicreDemon



I'm a werewolf too



well your avatar is bob ross... which is close enough
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#35
Quote by technicolour
The Emperor doesn't take kindly to witches either, heretic.


I'M A PRIEST. Fine, go ahead. Go into that slaughter house. They are invulnerable to what you have.
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#37
I like how in 30 days of night the vampires were trying to remain a secret. They weren't out telling everyone what a cool vampire they were, or falling in love. THEY MUTILATED THE HUMANS, and that was that.
#38
Quote by meta1militia
i really am a werewolf... you people should be scared for your lives..seriously. you dont know what we can do

we should be afraid of your imagination?

****, you're in the same state as me....
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#39
Quote by Slovak_Ghost
well your avatar is bob ross... which is close enough



its not bob ross ****head

its terence mckenna
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#40
Quote by urzafan
we should be afraid of your imagination?

****, you're in the same state as me....

Form an angry mob!!! *pulls out pitchfork*
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