#1
Om nom nom, presents nao.
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Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.

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I skimmed through, saw pregnancy test, and "why is there blood". I'm going to assume you just punched her in the ovaries, problem solved.


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#7
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I guess I'm kind of like a hippie. I'm anti-war, do drugs, and like communism.
Your not a hippie, just a ****ing moron.
#8
I thought only important pit-monkeys got gifts?

Ill keep this thread in mind on my birthday
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R.I.P Ean.

Are there any other members of Lynyrd Skynyrd who are dead?
#10
hey its my birthday too! what a coincidence!
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#11
i'll give you the gift of masturbation! enjoy it as much as you want.
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Are you asking if midgets can draw people that are themselves smaller than the average person, or if midget drawings in general are smaller?
#12
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what if this is what your cells look like???
YEAH! ಠ_ಠ
#14

"You're the man, have a great birthday"
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92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Hollywood said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore.
Put this in your signature if you are one of the 92% who wouldn't be breathing.
#15
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what if this is what your cells look like???

then we be c00ki3 m0n5t3r
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I guess I'm kind of like a hippie. I'm anti-war, do drugs, and like communism.
Your not a hippie, just a ****ing moron.
#17
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I thought only important pit-monkeys got gifts?

Ill keep this thread in mind on my birthday


Yeah we have to keep the important pit monkeys pleased, lest they rain death an violence upon the masses.
return 0;

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And I've eaten at some of Australia's best pizzerias.



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#21
Quote by Lgndkllr777
I thought only important pit-monkeys got gifts?

Ill keep this thread in mind on my birthday

PARADOX ALERT!
#22
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That's me, right?


Right?


I'm so alone


Yes, You are an Important pit monkey.

And no, You cant be alone. Important-pit-monkey-hood is too much power for one man. Too much!

But two men....
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And I've eaten at some of Australia's best pizzerias.



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#24
I've never heard of you.


happy?
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So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.