#1
What are some things thats happened to you that you thought might make a good story to tell the kids when you have kids?

for me it would definitely be how i wrecked my dad's SUV, which happened two hours ago, and i'm currently waiting for my dad to come home and flip out.
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When I got raped.
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What are some things thats happened to you that you thought might make a good story to tell the kids when you have kids?

for me it would definitely be how i wrecked my dad's SUV, which happened two hours ago, and i'm currently waiting for my dad to come home and flip out.





You in teh ****! What did you do?
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That seems like something you would want to keep from them so when they wreck your vehicle they'll just mention how you wrecked your dads and that it's okay.
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I'll tell mine about Union Jake.
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You in teh ****! What did you do?



lol, funny story, i was coming back from a show in sacramento, while on the highway someone behind me honked really loud and it scared the crap out of me, which caused me to drive into anotehr car while another car plowed into the back of the suv


my dad comes in in two hours. am i screwed? i kinda took it without permission. i would panic but not before making a thread on UG
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When I was raped by father while my mother held me.
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lol, funny story, i was coming back from a show in sacramento, while on the highway someone behind me honked really loud and it scared the crap out of me, which caused me to drive into anotehr car while another car plowed into the back of the suv


my dad comes in in two hours. am i screwed? i kinda took it without permission. i would panic but not before making a thread on UG



You'll only get in trouble for taking it without permission I imagine, the accident was an accident (albeit a stupid one)
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lol, funny story, i was coming back from a show in sacramento, while on the highway someone behind me honked really loud and it scared the crap out of me, which caused me to drive into anotehr car while another car plowed into the back of the suv


my dad comes in in two hours. am i screwed? i kinda took it without permission. i would panic but not before making a thread on UG



depends on your dad....

mine would decapitate me
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im pretty upset about the suv too, i've had a lot of good times in there if you know what i mean

I don't know what you mean, please explain.
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im pretty upset about the suv too, i've had a lot of good times in there if you know what i mean

No I don't, please elaborate and give examples.
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What are some things thats happened to you that you thought might make a good story to tell the kids when you have kids?

for me it would definitely be how i wrecked my dad's SUV, which happened two hours ago, and i'm currently waiting for my dad to come home and flip out.


Haha story of my life, today I rolled my car and am lucky to be alive, let alone have absolutely no injuries, just a very wrecked MR2, worth 5% of what I bought it for :'(

What'd you to to your dads car?
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I got ID'd by my father-in-law. The friend that introduced me and my wife didn't know much about me and thought I was 27 (she was 17 at the time)
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I got ID'd by my father-in-law. The friend that introduced me and my wife didn't know much about me and thought I was 27 (she was 17 at the time)

What is 'wife'?
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When I got raped.

When I raped someone.

When i watched someone rape somebody.
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You lose.

Actually, no.
I have nearly died numerous times.

Once, when I ran into an electric fence as a toddler and gained scars down the side of my face (narrowly missing my eye), and all over my stomach. I guess that could count.
Another, when the car beside me crashed into a pole holding up an assortment of electricity-lines. The pole snapped in half, with the top half falling down and missing the car I was in by about 30cm. Then, all the electricity lines fell down, once again missing the car by a near 30cm.
Thirdly, when my friend shot a firework at me (by accident), and if I didn't duck it would have gotten me perfectly between my eyes. Instead, it flew into the shower and lit the shower on fire. That guy is a tool.

There have been other times, but I can't be bothered listing them. Stop trying to be a tough-internet guy, because it isn't working.


Oh, and to stay on topic - I can tell my kids about all these events.
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Huh? Singular form of wives. Female partner in marriage?
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lol, funny story, i was coming back from a show in sacramento, while on the highway someone behind me honked really loud and it scared the crap out of me, which caused me to drive into anotehr car while another car plowed into the back of the suv


my dad comes in in two hours. am i screwed? i kinda took it without permission. i would panic but not before making a thread on UG

:O That explains the traffic today
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