#1
Me! I don't think I've ever made a thread in the pit, much less one of my birthday. But I'm lonely today, and I need to feel like I'm cared for (even though I'm pretty sure a large number of you hate me ). I'm 16 today.

So eh, gimme pie n' stuff (pie pwns cake)!
My gear:
Schecter C-1+ w/ Seymour duncan Jazz (neck) and Full Shred (bridge), with Sperzels
B-52 LG-100A 4x12 half stack
Rogue LX405 Bass
Yamaha classical
Some sort of acoustic Squier
Boss Flanger
Lyon Chorus
#2
Quote by SchecterC-1+Man
Me! I don't think I've ever made a thread in the pit, much less one of my birthday. But I'm lonely today, and I need to feel like I'm cared for (even though I'm pretty sure a large number of you hate me ). I'm 16 today.

So eh, gimme pie n' stuff (pie pwns cake)!



NO
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#4
K, how'd you do that ctb? Replacing comments and stuff, that's awesome.


v Ok....I thought ctb had internet super powers...
My gear:
Schecter C-1+ w/ Seymour duncan Jazz (neck) and Full Shred (bridge), with Sperzels
B-52 LG-100A 4x12 half stack
Rogue LX405 Bass
Yamaha classical
Some sort of acoustic Squier
Boss Flanger
Lyon Chorus
Last edited by SchecterC-1+Man at Feb 17, 2009,
#5
I got you this.


(Yeah removed the cake cause it had link stamped to the pic,Advertisment and crap bla bla)
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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Last edited by Nexium at Feb 17, 2009,
#6
There is no success in telling the Pit about your birthday. Unless you want to get a bunch of cynical sarcastic immature Pit Monkey's making fun of you. Then you succeed. Greatly.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#7
Quote by SchecterC-1+Man
K, how'd you do that ctb? Replacing comments and stuff, that's awesome.
I didn't. You on crack, yo?
#8
I'd get you a hooker, but I'm poor. You'll have to settle for a fat girl pole-dancing.
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Rats, I thought someone would sig it and make me famous...

it was going to be my big break

#9
heres a prresent........ i was gonna get you a lol wut pear but i dont wanna get banned again so here you go

and as for food...

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#10
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There is no success in telling the Pit about your birthday. Unless you want to get a bunch of cynical sarcastic immature Pit Monkey's making fun of you. Then you succeed. Greatly.



That is essentially what I came here for. So yes. I do succeed. Really, I've been here for nearly 3 years, I know what the Pit is.

I know what I've done.
My gear:
Schecter C-1+ w/ Seymour duncan Jazz (neck) and Full Shred (bridge), with Sperzels
B-52 LG-100A 4x12 half stack
Rogue LX405 Bass
Yamaha classical
Some sort of acoustic Squier
Boss Flanger
Lyon Chorus
#12
I got this to go with your pedal.



Enjoy your br00tal Spider III
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#13
ALRIGHT

...I just need a tube amp!
...... Preferably a Carvin V3, just....to throw that out there...


^
My gear:
Schecter C-1+ w/ Seymour duncan Jazz (neck) and Full Shred (bridge), with Sperzels
B-52 LG-100A 4x12 half stack
Rogue LX405 Bass
Yamaha classical
Some sort of acoustic Squier
Boss Flanger
Lyon Chorus
#14
Quote by Bamitchell
I got this to go with your pedal.



Enjoy your br00tal Spider III



to go with his pedal!!!!!?????





#15
Yeah perfect match.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#17
Quote by SchecterC-1+Man
ALRIGHT

...I just need a tube amp!
...... Preferably a Carvin V3, just....to throw that out there...


^



Stop interrupting the pit . Let us do our stuff and get the hell outta here, tuh, frickin disrespectful...
#21
Thanks for everything so far (except you, sam b, ) guys

Even though several of you are too poor to get teh good stuff (on the INTERNET)... Peanuts. It's the thought that counts, I suppose.
My gear:
Schecter C-1+ w/ Seymour duncan Jazz (neck) and Full Shred (bridge), with Sperzels
B-52 LG-100A 4x12 half stack
Rogue LX405 Bass
Yamaha classical
Some sort of acoustic Squier
Boss Flanger
Lyon Chorus
#22
Quote by SchecterC-1+Man
Thanks for everything so far (except you, sam b, ) guys

Even though several of you are too poor to get teh good stuff (on the INTERNET)... Peanuts. It's the thought that counts, I suppose.


Sorry bout that, I picked those up at the gas station on my way to your birthday party.

Now that I've had time to do something special, here's what I bought you.




Yes, I did buy you money.
#23
AAWWRIGHT thanks for the cash
My gear:
Schecter C-1+ w/ Seymour duncan Jazz (neck) and Full Shred (bridge), with Sperzels
B-52 LG-100A 4x12 half stack
Rogue LX405 Bass
Yamaha classical
Some sort of acoustic Squier
Boss Flanger
Lyon Chorus
#24
Quote by SchecterC-1+Man
Me! I don't think I've ever made a thread in the pit, much less one of my birthday. But I'm lonely today, and I need to feel like I'm cared for (even though I'm pretty sure a large number of you hate me ). I'm 16 today.

So eh, gimme pie n' stuff (pie pwns cake)!


Aww. In this order:

1.) You're not cared for
2.) I don't hate you! in fact, I can say with adequate certainty that I am completely apathetic towards you.

This being said, I'm not going to wish you a happy birthday, because I just don't care. I will, however, wish you a birthday, which pretty much means I hope you make it through the day without dying.

So, birthday, SchecterC-1+Man!
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FUCK ROCKS!
#25
last time I told a birthday guy I've never heard of him, I think I killed his thread.


I hope it doesn't happen again...
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#27
Oh come on! Just tell him happy birthday and you can have this sign I vandalized.
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People only come here to get sigged anyway


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Rats, I thought someone would sig it and make me famous...

it was going to be my big break

#28
Quote by SchecterC-1+Man
Thanks for everything so far (except you, sam b)

**** you man, **** you.

I'll take my Porky Paulina elsewhere
#30
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Oh come on! Just tell him happy birthday and you can have this sign I vandalized.



NO

I already wished him a birthday, that's all he gets!
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#31
Hey my birthday today too(I turned 15)! Happy birthday man!
Ibanez Saber Series Owner!

Don't jump on the bandwagon, Line 6 Spider III's Aren't that bad!


B.U.C.K.E.T.H.E.A.D.


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#32
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Aww. In this order:

1.) You're not cared for
2.) I don't hate you! in fact, I can say with adequate certainty that I am completely apathetic towards you.

This being said, I'm not going to wish you a happy birthday, because I just don't care. I will, however, wish you a birthday, which pretty much means I hope you make it through the day without dying.

So, birthday, SchecterC-1+Man!


That was pretty mean man!

Then again, your status explains it, so don't blame you
Ibanez Saber Series Owner!

Don't jump on the bandwagon, Line 6 Spider III's Aren't that bad!


B.U.C.K.E.T.H.E.A.D.


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You, goonerbynature, win teh internetz.


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Gold.


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#33
Happy birthday.

Too lazy and cheap to get you anything...

Sorry.
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#35
Cool, you guys got funny as the day went on Thanks for the ski slope and moneyz!!!!!1111@&6
My gear:
Schecter C-1+ w/ Seymour duncan Jazz (neck) and Full Shred (bridge), with Sperzels
B-52 LG-100A 4x12 half stack
Rogue LX405 Bass
Yamaha classical
Some sort of acoustic Squier
Boss Flanger
Lyon Chorus