#1
Hey pit, I was wondering if you guys knew of any easy ways to make money? I know you guys are all gonna say get a job ad stuff like that, but with our economy the way it is (DAMN YOU AMERICA) I cannot for the life of me find a job with hours that fit my schedule because I am a full time college student taking 20 credit hours. Thanks in advance!
#2
wear women's underwear and pee in them a little and sell them over ebay, claiming them to be your sister's.
#3
Quote by CoreysMonster
wear women's underwear and pee in them a little and sell them over ebay, claiming them to be your sister's.

post ebay link on /b/
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#5
Money, get away.
Get a good job with good pay and youre okay.
Money, its a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think Ill buy me a football team.

Money, get back.
Im all right jack keep your hands off of my stack.
Money, its a hit.
Dont give me that do goody good bull****.
Im in the high-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a lear jet.

Money, its a crime.
Share it fairly but dont take a slice of my pie.
Money, so they say
Is the root of all evil today.
But if you ask for a raise its no surprise that theyre
Giving none away.

If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

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#7
Money Get back
I'm alright jack
keep your hands off my stack

Money It's a hit
Don't give me that do goody goody bull shit


That help any?


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*shakes fist*
Last edited by wizards? at Feb 17, 2009,
#10
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post ebay link on /b/

Lmao, it would work so fine. It was b**xy's undies!
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#11
if there was an easy way to make money without having a job then no one would have a job.
sorry man, you're in the **** like the rest of us.
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#12
Ask your University's psychology\sociology department if they are doing any experiments and need volunteers. Our psych dept pays $10 an hour and they're also doing some sleep tests, you get $75 for sleeping in a lab for 3 nights!
#13
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Lmao, it would work so fine. It was b**xy's undies!

it would be the a straight out war in there
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#14
Quote by wizards?
Money Get back
I'm alright jack
keep your hands off my stack

Money It's a hit
Don't give me that do goody goody bull shit


That help any?


WIZ?EDIT: DAMN YOU THIN LIZZY

*shakes fist*


I'm too fast
If life gives you oranges, say "f*ck oranges" and bail.

Hey You!
#16
Coerce yr parents into giving you money all the time because they brought you into the world and owe it to you, or (if they truly cannot spare a few 20 bills each week)... begin to sell drugs.
The times they are a changin'.....
#17
this thread its ridiculous it made me lol pretty good. Honestly TS get a ****ing job, im a fulltime university student taking 6 credits per semester, and I have a job that gives me hours over the weekend and some on friday, and it gives me money. You just arent looking hard enough. Go apply to McDonalds, they're always hiring and have been known to be flexible with hours to suit the employee's needs. Thats one way of money that doesnt require you to be sonned by the pit.
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#19
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this thread its ridiculous it made me lol pretty good. Honestly TS get a ****ing job, im a fulltime university student taking 6 credits per semester, and I have a job that gives me hours over the weekend and some on friday, and it gives me money. You just arent looking hard enough. Go apply to McDonalds, they're always hiring and have been known to be flexible with hours to suit the employee's needs. Thats one way of money that doesnt require you to be sonned by the pit.

6 credits per semester?

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH.

That's a ****ing joke.

Full time students usually take over 12.
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Last edited by IlikeTheSKA at Feb 17, 2009,
#21
sell plasma, also try to get a work study job on campus, they will let you arrange hours around your class schedule.
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#22
Legit 1
Legit 2

Neither will make you a millionaire, but anything that says it will, is lying.
It'll bring in $100 a month if you spend maybe an hour a week once you cash out your first check. (it upgrades you to gold membership for free then)

Also -- try selling your old stuff on Craigslist/Ebay. I have $1000 worth of gear I haven't used in 3+ years. I'm trying to get rid of it right now. haha

Um.
yeah.

I know other ways to make thousands a month, but that takes a little work, and I prefer to keep them to myself!
I'm in the process of getting one revenue stream set-up now.
Last edited by montyburns at Feb 17, 2009,
#25
sell drugs [seriously]
seriously as well, try asking your parents.
engage in lab tests that pay
mcdonalds
ask your friends for money
every one who ever owed you anything, ask them
sell useless stuff

those are all serious ways of quick easy money that are possible without a job.


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#26
buy an ounce of weed and sell it off to idiots in gram bags for double what it's worth
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#27
Steal it.
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#28
Quote by DardoBoy
yeah I'm a biomedical engineering/biology double major to whoever asked

yea i asked that ouch man double major, im a ChemE major and i work in the cafe at school. its nice to get money but also the work can sometimes interfere with studying which i can probably relate to some of the courses you are going through which are tough and very demanding. mainly look for a uni associated job because they have to work around your schedule other jobs wont do that sometimes.
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#29
Quote by IlikeTheSKA
6 credits per semester?

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH.

That's a ****ing joke.

Full time students usually take over 12.

I hate to bring the dead back from the grave.....but

Im pretty sure you're talking about high school. I'm a fulltime uni student majoring in bio, i have12 courses per year, and in canada thats how it is. Dont confuse high school with post-secondary.
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#30
Go on the dole. It's about as easy as it comes.

Note, this gives me the right to look down at you, spit at you and steal the couch and/or washing machine in your front garden.
#32
Don't give me that "With today's economy" bull****. You can get a ****ing part time job.
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