#1
What do you guys do if you take a dump but it wont flush down the toilet?!

Do you just leave it there as a nice suprise for someone or do you poke it with something?

Personally I just leave it.......not my problem.....!
#5
Quote by sam b
what type of shit toilet cant flush some poo?

The one that has too much toilet papper in it..
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#7
i try not to think about future fecal misadventures
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of course, we start talking about pizza, and end talking about putting our dicks in various objects, god bless the pit


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#8
Quote by wesselbindt
If it's my toilet, flush furiously.
If not, leave it there, and, if possible, leave one of those cocktail umbrellas in it.


don't forget the straw.
#9
Well dude if it's yr moms toilet or suttin you should really not make her clean up yr ****...
The times they are a changin'.....
#10
see most normal people wouldn't come to the pit to moan about ****. But here we are
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#13
Quote by Nexium
The one that has too much toilet papper in it..

Maybe you should try not eating so much toilet papper if you don't want a lot of it inflating your crap like styrofoam packing peanuts.
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#15
Quote by Italy's Finest
Well dude if it's yr moms toilet or suttin you should really not make her clean up yr ****...


And you should type with correct grammar.
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#16
I left one this last saturday.
Not my fault the Chinese restaurant's toilet was ****.
Probably didn't smell too pretty I was hungover as ****.

Not that **** usually smells good
#17
maneuver it so its sticking straight up in the air out of the water, and using the remaining roll(s) of toilet paper, create a shrine around it that takes up the entire stall. leave the stall door open on your way out so all passerby can appreciate your craftsmanship.
#18
this thread is full of ****.


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#19
Quote by eggo_boi_15
And you should type with correct grammar.


You shouldn't really be starting a sentence with a coordinating conjunction.

*runs away giggling*

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#21
I dont leave it I feel like an ass making other people clean up stuff that I shouldve cleaned up myself.
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