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#3
Only hoes' hearts, but I seem to have difficulty converting them into housewives
#4
Hell yes when i was 3 or 2 i stole a teddy bear
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#5
Yeah, only if it's easy. I was thinking about trying to steal iLife '09 from the apple store. But I didn't.
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#6
the only thing I've ever stolen was a can of salsa in value of 2.50


I would have bought it, but I was very poor and all the stores had closed.
#9
stolen plenty of times. I used to have those sneaky fingers. Didnt steal from people though, only places, unless places are people now.
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#10
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Who do you think took your virginity?


Wow a dog on the interwebz. Trippy.
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#12
Yes, I stole a gameboy game from someone's cubby in elementary school one time.

I deserved it more than he/she and I still have it today.
#13
Yes, but only a few Yu-Gi-Oh and Magic cards when I was 14 or 15. I don't play anymore.
#14
i once stole a pack of mentos and a banana yazoo, wasn't worth it though, i had to throw my shoe at a security gaurd....i loved those shoes.
#15
Quote by RU Experienced?
Yes, I stole a gameboy game from someone's cubby in elementary school one time.

I deserved it more than he/she and I still have it today.


Joe?
#16
never stole **** from stores, but i stole **** from old crappy friends. lol. $80 and a gameboy advance link cable.
#17
I'm a major klepto...

I steal my lunch EVERDAY.. I get the food, then eat it in the eating area without going near the til.. I dunno how I havent been caught

If I find clothes without a security tag, ill throw it in my bag.. (I dont go out of my way to do that)

I must have stolen over a thousand euro worth of CD's.. Its so easy..

I'd never take anything that belonged to anyone.. Shoplifting is a victimless crime..

Like punching someone in the dark
#18
I used to steal Gucci and Cristal until I could afford it.
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

-Mike Tyson
#20
Once stole some Haribo accidently. Then guilt kicked in and I gave it back.


Darn my conscience.
#21
Couple of times, but it was far to scary for me lol
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#22
Quote by hairypineapple
I'm a major klepto...

I steal my lunch EVERDAY.. I get the food, then eat it in the eating area without going near the til.. I dunno how I havent been caught

If I find clothes without a security tag, ill throw it in my bag.. (I dont go out of my way to do that)

I must have stolen over a thousand euro worth of CD's.. Its so easy..

I'd never take anything that belonged to anyone.. Shoplifting is a victimless crime..

Like punching someone in the dark

buuuut...
wat
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#24
music, games, software. Torrents have made stealing actually easier than buying things. And the odd chocolate bar from Tesco too. Few other things too.
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#26
My entire music collection is "stolen". By that I mean I spent all my money on merch and tickets so the bands actually see some money.
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#27
i stole a fedora from Kohl's once. i put it on my head and simply 'forgot' it was there, and walked out. nobody said a word.
#29
Quote by szekelymihai
is downloading stuff via torrents stealing?
i know it is
It depends. If you download something meant to be free (like a freeware program) or something you already have (like an album you have bought), it's not.
#30
once I was standing in asda and I accidentaly bumped a shelf that had some display for wimbeldon or something - but the tennis had came and went anyway. a ball fell off the shelf into my hands and i was like "taxed".
#34
Yes, im a vendor and an old lady gave me a folded 20 euro bill but she didnt know she had another 20 euro bill folded in it.
#35
i stole food one time when i was really hungry

eat in a resturant and run out on the bill.

we all used to do it.

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#36
Never stolen from a shop.

But maybe some money from the side table or w/e. hardcore theftZ
#37
Toast1337

i agree with the last part of your sig, and whoever originally quoted that.

Tokyo hotel are evil. with their emo lyrics.i wanna see rammstein kill them.

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#39
Quote by frankv
This last Friday I was at school in a computer class. Someone left a Bruce Springsteen Greatest Hits album there. I waited for the entire hour for someone to come and pick it up. When no one showed up, I took it home.

You disgust me.
#40
many times, 20 pounds from a person who didn't know the value of english money, when I worked in a charity shop

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