#1
Okay last night i went to this girls house planning on getting drunk but all they had was some coconut rum and i hat coconut so i didnt drink that much. The girl was pretty drunk and we were laying there in the bed and she put my hand down her pants and i started fingering her. Thats all that happened then we went to sleep.

Now today she is saying that i took advantage of her and telling her friends.
what should I say to her?
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#2
Say you were drunker than her and problem solved.
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#6
You have nudes of her and you're going to spread them over the net if she talks
#7
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Okay last night i went to this girls house planning on getting drunk but all they had was some coconut rum and i hat coconut so i didnt drink that much. The girl was pretty drunk and we were laying there in the bed and she put my hand down her pants and i started fingering her. Thats all that happened then we went to sleep.

Now today she is saying that i took advantage of her and telling her friends.
what should I say to her?


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for some reason i thought that one was coming
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#10
oh and no you didnt..bitch cant complain now..maybe she shouldnt have been ****faced..dont ever hang out with her again
#12
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beat her at her own game! go to the cops and tell them she raped you

haha her dads a cop
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#13
Dude, that's a bad situation you got yourself into there...

..probably the only thing you can do is tell everybody that you were equally, if not more drunk than her.


Now I'm assuming that you didn't take advantage of her. If, on the other hand, you did:
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Now I'm assuming that you didn't take advantage of her. If, on the other hand, you did:

i had no plans of even doing any thing with her until she put my hand down her pants
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#16
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i had no plans of even doing any thing with her until she put my hand down her pants


Well if that is the case, then I'd follow my advice and claim that you were drunk too.

Best I can think of.
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#17
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i had no plans of even doing any thing with her until she put my hand down her pants


say you were drunk and she did that. then it makes her sound like a ***** win, win.
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#19
What's a cop doing letting his daughter break the law?
Underage drinking isn't what repsonisble officers let their kids do...
#20
Tell them that her subconsciousness didn't mind.
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#21
Tell them that you have a burning love and desire to be with her. Then once she's like "oh I love you", shag her than say she raped you.
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#22
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i had no plans of even doing any thing with her until she put my hand down her pants

That'll be why you were sober, lying on a bed with a drunk girl.
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#23
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Walk funny and say that SHE fingered YOU.


LMAO i loves it..
#24
Did you stick one or two fingers up there? You should have stuck
FIVE IN THE GOO.

That would have shut her up.

I'm in a weird mood.
#25
Is this by you, by any chance?
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#26
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Did you stick one or two fingers up there? You should have stuck
FIVE IN THE GOO.

That would have shut her up.

I'm in a weird mood.

Meh, 2 in the goo and 1 in the poo > 5 in goo
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Meh, 2 in the goo and 1 in the poo > 5 in goo


2 in the pink, 1 in the stink
Going to town with 1 in the brown
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2 in the gash, 1 in the mash
#30
I want a coconut hat.
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#33
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for some reason i thought that one was coming

At least I didn't rape some chick.