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#1
My friend, Claire, and I have nothing to do here in Glastonbury, Somerset.

Its cold, boring, empty and a school holiday.

We need ideas on stuff we could do.

Any ideas?
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#4
Make a thread about it in the Pit and hope that people are willing to give up their time to entertain you?
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#6
Go to the festival site... No idea why, seeing as it's not on for a while yet and yes I know it's in Pilton, not Glastonbury... Suppose you could climb up the frame of the Pyramid stage or pretend it's on if you can get a good supply of crystal meth and LSD
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#9
You could read a chapter in the bible and discuss it. I can reccomend some sections for you if interested.
#10
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sex.


+1

I'd say go the festival site and plant some landmines.
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#11
Yeah, I've been on here often enough. I should have seen some of these coming.

Ah well, keep 'em coming.
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#12
Pick a person at random and ruin their life in any way possible... Or contribute to knife crime statistics
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#14
If you're a man, have sex with her. If you're a woman...have sex with her.
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#15
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Eat each other's skin.

I laughed way harder than I should have at that.
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#16
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You could read a chapter in the bible and discuss it. I can reccomend some sections for you if interested.


Or the Quran?
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#17
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Or the Quran?


The lad has a point. You should have said "Any-holy-scripture".
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#18
Look up funny videos on the internet. Also, you could start some silly art project. Like making something with glue out of toothepicks or qtips or whatever else is laying around
#19
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The lad has a point. You should have said "Any-holy-scripture".


He shouldn't have said anything.
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#20
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He shouldn't have said anything.


True.
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#21
This is getting a bit off topic, but to as I didn;t say the qur'an, I have studied all scripture and come to my own conclusions.

The Bible says that anyone who accepts Jesus as THE CHRIST he is from God 1 John 5:1. and All Muslims (Baha'is, and Mormons) believe that Jesus IS THE CHRIST. Muslims say so in Al-Quran 4:171. However, 1 John 5 also goes onto say that Jesus is the only Son of God which contradicts Qur'an 112:3. So, any attempted harmony drawn from 1 John 5:1 invovles remocving the verse on its context.

Muhammad holds no significance in Christianity. According to the Old and New Testament Muhammad is a false prophet.

Deuteronomy makes two important claims about prophethood and they can be logically used to examine and evaluate Muhammad's prophethood. They are as following:

Argument A-false gods and false prophets

A1. If a person speaks in the names of false gods, that person is a false prophet. (Deut 18:20)
A2. Muhammad spoke in the names of false gods. (Satanic Verses incident)
A3. Therefore, Muhammad was a false prophet.
Argument B-false revelations and false prophets B1. If a person delivers a revelation that doesn't come from God, that person is a false prophet.
B2. Muhammad delivered a revelation that didn't come from God.
B3. Therefore, Muhammad was a false prophet.
"But the prophet who speaks a word presumptuously in My name which I have not commanded him to speak, or which he speaks in the name of other gods, that prophet shall die." (Deuteronomy 18:20)

From the most authentic Muslim traditions we know that Muhammad claimed to speak in God's name when he was receiving revelations from Satan. These were known as the Satanic verses. Thus, as Muhammad spoke Satans word and attributed them to God, he failes the criteria here. Therefore, he was af alse prophet
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#22
Quote by Roman Noodler
This is getting a bit off topic, but to as I didn;t say the qur'an, I have studied all scripture and come to my own conclusions.

The Bible says that anyone who accepts Jesus as THE CHRIST he is from God 1 John 5:1. and All Muslims (Baha'is, and Mormons) believe that Jesus IS THE CHRIST. Muslims say so in Al-Quran 4:171. However, 1 John 5 also goes onto say that Jesus is the only Son of God which contradicts Qur'an 112:3. So, any attempted harmony drawn from 1 John 5:1 invovles remocving the verse on its context.

Muhammad holds no significance in Christianity. According to the Old and New Testament Muhammad is a false prophet.

Deuteronomy makes two important claims about prophethood and they can be logically used to examine and evaluate Muhammad's prophethood. They are as following:

Argument A-false gods and false prophets

A1. If a person speaks in the names of false gods, that person is a false prophet. (Deut 18:20)
A2. Muhammad spoke in the names of false gods. (Satanic Verses incident)
A3. Therefore, Muhammad was a false prophet.
Argument B-false revelations and false prophets B1. If a person delivers a revelation that doesn't come from God, that person is a false prophet.
B2. Muhammad delivered a revelation that didn't come from God.
B3. Therefore, Muhammad was a false prophet.
"But the prophet who speaks a word presumptuously in My name which I have not commanded him to speak, or which he speaks in the name of other gods, that prophet shall die." (Deuteronomy 18:20)

From the most authentic Muslim traditions we know that Muhammad claimed to speak in God's name when he was receiving revelations from Satan. These were known as the Satanic verses. Thus, as Muhammad spoke Satans word and attributed them to God, he failes the criteria here. Therefore, he was af alse prophet


Go away.

On topic, find cool things to piss on. It's always fun.
#23
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total nonsense about something




Religion thread no?
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#24
Quote by Roman Noodler
This is completely off topic....

*wall of text*

Fixed. And I'm one of those people who's always enjoys a religious debate. This is completely off topic, though, so no need for these shenanigans.
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#27
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Engage in meaningful conversation.


His friend's a woman...
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#28
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His friend's a woman...

I came into the thread to write just that. Thanks for beating me to it.
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#29
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sorry dude, but as this is the pit, 99% of answers are gonna be to sex eaach other...


stick it in her pooper

i lol'ed.
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#30
See how much of your penis she can fit in her mouth?
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#31
So you're alone with a girl. Just you and her. And you don't know what to do.


I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#32
Make a sexual euphemism out of EVERYTHING she says.

10 points if she yells at you or leaves.

25 points if she slaps you.

50 if you have sex.

Add an extra 15 if your parents come home in the middle of any of the above.
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#34
I second Ethanb08's lovely post "See how much of your penis she can fit in her mouth?"
if she wont let you...use a knife to make her see things your way.
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#36
Do what any other Guy and Girl would do at a time like this...
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#37
There are quiet a few good advice in this thread. Maybe do all of them. Starting with my advice on the first page. Eat eachother's skin.
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#38
lmao this thread is epic...

no reason for boredom mates, its all in yr mind

DIG SOME RECORDS
SMOKE SOME HERB
TAKE A WALK (DRESS WARM!)
ENJOY YR DAYS, THEY'RE GONNA END

oh yeah and...



STICK IT IN THA POOPER, AYEEEE
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